In the beginning, many things were different in HondaSwap. We wondered if this thread would die or turn into a... Just then, zombies broke through! "Damn, those zombies seem to infiltrate our stories too often!" noted 90_EF_Hatch. The zombies began harassing noobs until E arrived and started gunning them down. He quickly ran out of lemonade and continued fighting, parched. E's dehydration kicked in as the king zombie turned into a cotton pickin', rootin' tootin' Ihop MANcake. "EAT ME!" he exclaimed as he reached over and tickled E's pedicured feet.
The zombies were tickled pink by E's delighted giggling. They stopped when Celerity cried, "This is an outrage! I demand a Vega mechanic and fourteen Goth fairies in clown cars!" Meanwhile, the zombies had E and loved giving back rubs. "BACK RUBS?!?!" E exclaimed. "Cut! This story is quickly becoming a gruesome gaysome, When all else fails, drop a tree on