stock98EKcoupe
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In the beginning there was a man in which the Force was very very strong. He kept breaking cups and bitch slapping Yoda upside the head. This angered the old Jedi.....Yoda slowly pulled out his nine millimeter light saber, which was a collector's edition. A mild mannered Jedi was he,despite his midget porn fetish. Yoda showed the young man his odd collection of erotica, depicting him in a compromising position. Even still, he managed to bring the full force to those who like cheese. Cheese comes in a variety of flavors.
Yoda saw this and told stock98EKcoupe to follow the grocery list and get cheddar. After getting the cheddar, Yoda began to discipline stock98EKcoupe harshly. His punishment was never-ending fellatio performed on Jar Jar Binks, also known as BrutalB83's mom.
Stock98EKcoupe's horrible spelling skills caused Luis998 to shoot him in the face and for Bryan to do his worst to Stock98EK since Godzilla was already booked out. Efhondakid returned, amazed at this thread and exhausted from his sword fight, which took place in his little brother's bed (he stuck it right in the middle of his brother's butt cheeks). When all of a sudden, out of nowhere came a huge tub of confetti filled ice (for the fiesta drinks).
Then...the unexplained happened. Just as efhondakid was icing down his legs, which were covered with mayonnaise from his Subway sandwich, Chuck Norris gave him a delightful bouquet of red roses. He then had a bright idea; he distracted Chuck with the rest of his sandwich, by throwing it at his face and charging at him. He then copped a squat, and started preparing a massive attack that involved throwing poop. But, since Chuck Norris is impervious to feces, efhondakid was immobilized by a roundhouse kick.
Meanwhile, across the world, Osama had been trying to figure out how to get the gay population of San Francisco to come with him to a new land he called "DeathtoAmericastan." His ultimate plan was to force everyone to assimilate into gay, butt-fucking Muslim radicals. Back at the ranch, George Michael was pondering his master plan as he hid himself in Elton John's closet, waiting for the right moment to reveal his insidious machinations.
The Hooters girls show up, undressed to impress. They had hoped that Brutal would be in the mood for a tongue lashing he would never forget. Unfortunately, an orgy was too much for him to take at this point due to certain erectile dysfunctions. It was a sore subject for his twig and berries, but he decided to face the challenge and jumped headfirst into the orgy but not before he pounded a fifth of delicious chocolaty Yoo-Hoo.
The orgy quickly transformed into a strange, multi-species hoe-down, sponsored by HondaSwap. B figured it would be good publicity for the site, and also figured that the girls would bring chicken, goats, and horses. Luckily, they all had ED so Brutal jumped the shark big time. He put on Hammer Pants so his deflated sphincter wouldn't yodel old Waylon Jennings tunes, causing Stock98EKcoupe's mother to lust. He later died from AIDS.
Yoda saw this and told stock98EKcoupe to follow the grocery list and get cheddar. After getting the cheddar, Yoda began to discipline stock98EKcoupe harshly. His punishment was never-ending fellatio performed on Jar Jar Binks, also known as BrutalB83's mom.
Stock98EKcoupe's horrible spelling skills caused Luis998 to shoot him in the face and for Bryan to do his worst to Stock98EK since Godzilla was already booked out. Efhondakid returned, amazed at this thread and exhausted from his sword fight, which took place in his little brother's bed (he stuck it right in the middle of his brother's butt cheeks). When all of a sudden, out of nowhere came a huge tub of confetti filled ice (for the fiesta drinks).
Then...the unexplained happened. Just as efhondakid was icing down his legs, which were covered with mayonnaise from his Subway sandwich, Chuck Norris gave him a delightful bouquet of red roses. He then had a bright idea; he distracted Chuck with the rest of his sandwich, by throwing it at his face and charging at him. He then copped a squat, and started preparing a massive attack that involved throwing poop. But, since Chuck Norris is impervious to feces, efhondakid was immobilized by a roundhouse kick.
Meanwhile, across the world, Osama had been trying to figure out how to get the gay population of San Francisco to come with him to a new land he called "DeathtoAmericastan." His ultimate plan was to force everyone to assimilate into gay, butt-fucking Muslim radicals. Back at the ranch, George Michael was pondering his master plan as he hid himself in Elton John's closet, waiting for the right moment to reveal his insidious machinations.
The Hooters girls show up, undressed to impress. They had hoped that Brutal would be in the mood for a tongue lashing he would never forget. Unfortunately, an orgy was too much for him to take at this point due to certain erectile dysfunctions. It was a sore subject for his twig and berries, but he decided to face the challenge and jumped headfirst into the orgy but not before he pounded a fifth of delicious chocolaty Yoo-Hoo.
The orgy quickly transformed into a strange, multi-species hoe-down, sponsored by HondaSwap. B figured it would be good publicity for the site, and also figured that the girls would bring chicken, goats, and horses. Luckily, they all had ED so Brutal jumped the shark big time. He put on Hammer Pants so his deflated sphincter wouldn't yodel old Waylon Jennings tunes, causing Stock98EKcoupe's mother to lust. He later died from AIDS.
