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  1. whiterabbit06

    whiterabbit06 Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill? VIP

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    Some may have read this already, but if not it is funny!

    Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you
    could have an
    order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half-dozen
    nuggets. "We
    don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the
    counter. "You
    don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the
    reply "So I
    can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's
    right."
    So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.

    I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart
    <http://www.walmart.com/> with just a few items and the lady
    behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up
    one of those
    "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it
    between our
    things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned
    all of my
    items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the
    bar code so
    she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do
    you know how
    much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't
    think I'll buy
    that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and
    left.
    She had no clue to what had just happened.

    A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy
    drive and
    pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to
    what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet
    and they kept
    asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM
    "thingy."

    I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.
    "Do you need
    some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced
    the battery
    to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do
    you think they
    (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery
    to fit this?"
    "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked. "No, just
    this remote
    thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I
    took the key
    and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive
    over there
    and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."

    Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One
    day she was
    typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of
    typing paper.
    What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary
    told her. With
    that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper,
    put it on the
    photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.

    I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home
    was towed
    into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of
    repair and the
    whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." I asked
    the manager
    what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the
    "cruise control"
    and then went in the back to make a sandwich.

    My neighbor works in the operations department in the central
    office of a
    large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have
    problems with
    their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of
    the branch
    banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the
    back of my
    terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"

    Police in Radnor, PA interrogated a suspect by placing a metal
    colander on
    his head and connecting it with wires to a
    photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the
    copier, and
    police pressed the copy button each time they thought the
    suspect wasn't
    telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the
    suspect
    confessed

    A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she
    needs to take
    her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The
    dispatcher
    tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and it should be fine .
    The mother
    says, I just gave him some ant killer.....
    Dispatcher: Rush him in to the emergency room!

    Life is tough . It's tougher if you're stupid
     
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  2. mintoxik

    mintoxik Member

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    have to love the "smart people" of america
     
  3. Z6CRX

    Z6CRX übber ɐɾuıu etarip

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    yep.. stupid people... This is why I'm a firm believer in letting natural selection take its course.
     
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    mintoxik Member

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    Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
     
  5. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    These are now the fittest for survival. These are the ones reproducing while the intelligent people say "Maybe next year " or "We should have more paid on the house first"

    These people are out,legs inthe air shitting out stupid babies.
     
  6. Briansol

    Briansol Admins Admin VIP

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    .....and that's why they work at mcdonalds/walmart/insert $5 an hour job here)
     
  7. invisibledemon

    invisibledemon Bored Moderator VIP

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    and we are supporting them with our tax money.
     
  8. Luis998

    Luis998 Honda Enthusiast

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    :lmao: Here's your sign....
     
  9. INJEN78

    INJEN78 HS LEGEND

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    bwahaha good shit...its funny though,because there are actually alot of these........"types"?....of people!!:D

    and 3000 posts for me:)
     
  10. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    300 already ? Shit. you post more than I do.
     
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