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Steve's Jack and Jill

Discussion in 'NorthEast' started by pissedoffsol, Jun 21, 2006.

  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    Steve is getting married, and like all soon-to-be married people, they need to raise money :) So, they are having a Jack and Jill.

    When: July 22, 2006 4pm
    Where: Unionville Lions Club, 97 west avon road (rt. 167) Unionville CT
    How much: $20 pp or $30 a couple
    Tickets: By through me in advanced (please), or at the door.
    Dress: Casual-ish. There will be a lot of events like horseshoes, volleyball, etc, so don't wear a suit, but don't come in your gym clothes either :)

    Beer and Food provided.

    Activities to include: volleyball, wiffelball, horseshoes, raffle prizes, 50/50, pin the tail on Jeef, and so much more :D it should be a hoot.

    PM me if you want advanced tickets. bring your girl, bring a couple friends... it will be a great time!
     
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    What in the hell is a jack and jill ?
     
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    its a stag where you dont have to worry if your "other" is fucking a male/female stripper before you get married.

    that last fling, so to speak.
     
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    Oh... but.. I can pork the stripper right ? There will be naked chicks about the place, yes ?
     
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    i asked around the office, they all interpret this as kind of a swinger/orgy/get freaky party. what's the deal here?
     
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    You guys are retarded - Its a party where there is beer, food, games, raffles, beer, wine, beer, wine, cigars, beer and pin the tail on Jeef.

    Its a good time, its outside, there's music and debauchery. And the only sexual inclusions is from your s/o giving you roadhead on the way home :)
     
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    i don't think i'm really retarded, i just didn't know what a "jack and jill" was, and they thought it was kind of a last hoorah for the people getting married. i'm on the west coast so it might mean something different to different people.
     
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    Hi. this is the north east forum. Here, we have
    Stags, Bridal Showers, and Jack and Jills, the later being a co-ed party. Basically, you have games and food and such to raise some funds for the to-be couple.

    There are no strippers, and even if there was, the odds of you getting with one would be nill anyway.
     
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    WTF, there will be no pinning the tail. I will still be recovering from surgery on that day
     
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    isnt that the weekend of savoy???
     
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    yup :( no savoy this year for me :(
     
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    lol, damn
     
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    We could just do pin the tail on B
     
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    naw, its not as fun. Besides, i jsut came up with that game as I was typing that post. Just kinda flowed out :p lol
     
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    Just like Jeef did 4 years ago :)
     
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    werd. i'm good like that.
     
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    jack and jill was the title of a book i just read recently about serial killers
     
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    So how about you make like Charlie Manson and buy some tickets :)
     
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    im only 18. i would feel awkward schooling all you oldies in beer pong
     
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