stranded on a desert island poll *maybe NSFW*

[cheese9988]

Just put a garbage bag over the head!

 

[eg6sir]

ok, whos the sick bastard what wants the reverse mermaid..

 

[Kanned]

With these words of wisdom, this thread is closed. The problem here is that one half of them, doesn't matter which half, is a Woman. And the Woman will inevitably leave you the moment you stop providing 110% for them, or the moment the first biker rides by on a jetski.

Especially true on my part... A relationship I was in would fail, desert island or not. Shit, even the top half fish would leave me for the first slut with a shiny tail =(

 

[Bob Vila]

They asked this question on this weeks How i met your mother...

funny stuff, and A, I love head to much and that fish would bite my shit off.

 

[ThatGuy4life]

They asked this question on this weeks How i met your mother...

funny stuff, and A, I love head to much and that fish would bite my shit off.

You saying that reminds me of the movie Snakes on a Plane, when the guy went to take a piss and the snake sprung out the toilet and attached to his member

 

[SlushboxTeggy]

Bring a whole new meaning to the saying, "she just lays there like a fish in the sack".

 

[90rexineffect]

ill take the reverse mermaid i can get laid and no have to listen to her bitch