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stranded on a desert island poll *maybe NSFW*

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by pissedoffsol, Feb 20, 2007.

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  1. top human/bottom fish

    26 vote(s)
    86.7%
  2. top mermaid/bottom human

    4 vote(s)
    13.3%
  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    which would you choose????

    :D

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  2. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    mind you, the mermaid bottom has no box....
    and the one with the box tastes like fish :p
     
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  3. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    Mermaid. Sex isn't everything.
     
  4. jp_p5

    jp_p5 MicWhop

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    i would have to take the top half of the women, because i could still get some heady mo mo, and have a conversation at the dinner table.:rolleyes:
     
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    Bl6CRX Senior Member

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    Werd, easy choice, A

    But why do people find Mermaids appealing? Whats so great about half fish?
     
  6. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Top half fish. I ain't fuckin either one so why not entertain myself with a giant carp. Besides, the top half fish prolly has the brain of a fish so it would be entertaining as HELL being chased around the island with a jar of fish flakes by a huge carp that wants my Levis.


    Just a counterpoint for ya.
     
  7. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    there is some nasty box that tastes like fish anyways. haha

    the last thing i would want on an island is a talking fish saying, "you don't love me anymore." hahaha
     
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    top half human FTW

    at least when she pisses you off with her constant nagging you can fillet her ass for some dinner
     
  9. eg6sir

    eg6sir Supa Mod Moderator VIP

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    mermaid, she still has a mouth
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Which has more to say ? I've met mostly bitchy chicks, but every fish I've owned has been a pleasure.
     
  11. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    mermaid

    ORAL FTMFW!!!

    EDIT: Would I have to give up eating fish, I would think she might be against that...
     
  12. MadMaXXX

    MadMaXXX Mad Man

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    top half

    if only she had bigger boobs so I could do more than oral
     
  13. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    I have to say the bottom half isn't without merit though

    pussy without convo? it shouldn't be discounted

    Me: IDB?

    RM: FWAP FWAP

    Me: Okay, here goes
     
  14. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    :werd: :withstupid:

    at least i can look at her b00bies and fap
     
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    Not that it matters at this point, but for future reference, try to put "NSFW" in the title of things like this please =).
    Hmmm, on a desert island(assuming you could survive), fish would probably be a big part of your diet and I'm sure she wouldn't be too happy about that =P. Good point there Silverchild.
    Celerity, I have to agree with you as well. I bet you could have some fun with a giant fish lol. Although fish can't live on land, so wouldn't the top half fish just die after like five minutes?
    When you think about it, why the fuck would they stay with you on the island? They both would just run straight for the water and leave you to die. I would go with the top half woman because I would offer to go pick her some berries or something if she would go catch me some fish. I bet her fish catching skills are far more superior than my own =D You can't manipulate a fish to do anything more than amuse you.
     
  16. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    I wonder how women would handle this if they were offered a man of the same setup?
     
  17. ThatGuy4life

    ThatGuy4life The Riced Sleeper

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    I would have to say A, oral all the way, but I'm sure mermaid's reproduce so there's gots to be another hole some where. Also about her having a problem with you eating fish, I don't see the problem fish eat other fish, that's the way they survive
     
  18. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    With these words of wisdom, this thread is closed. The problem here is that one half of them, doesn't matter which half, is a Woman. And the Woman will inevitably leave you the moment you stop providing 110% for them, or the moment the first biker rides by on a jetski.
     
  19. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    so then we should stick with the old "catch and release" adage. catch it, do what you need, take pictures and throw it back in the ocean for the other bottom feeders. ^_^
     
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    ThatGuy4life The Riced Sleeper

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    :lol:
     
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