Steven Segal, Sylvester Stalone, and Arnold Schwartzenagger were auditioning for the role of a tough guy in a movie. The director said, "Okay, I know that all of you can play the role of a tough guy, but I want to see how well you can improvise. I want you to act like your favorite classical music composer. Now Tell me who your going to act like." Steven Segal said, "I'll be Beethoven," Sylvester Stalone said, "Yo, I'll be Motzart," and Arnold Schwartzenagger said, "I'll be Bach."