stupid joke of the week

[dveit]

lol i thought it was funny, but then again, i'm really stoned...

 

[ScrapinSi]

Clean Joke... Boy takes a bath with bubbles

Dirty Joke... Bubbles is the girl next door

 

[civicious]

Originally posted by Frankie P.@Sep 28 2003, 03:39 PM
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

















It died.

:bo: :bo: :bo:

Umm... no, the only good one is the dirty horse.

hoooly shit...i can't stop laughing.

isn't that pathetic?


i told that to a girl i know, and she said "awww, that's sad"



bah

 

[khrisb]

What did the drunk say when he walked into a bar???
















Owww!!!!
:bo:

 

[BodyDroppedNikes]

why the chicken cross the road??




to get away from Colonel Sanders

:bo:

 

[civicious]

how did the dead cat cross the road?






stapled it to the chicken






in before lock!!

 

[jamesA]

Originally posted by TrailorParkPimp@Sep 29 2003, 02:44 AM
why the chicken cross the road??




to get away from Colonel Sanders

:bo:

hahahaha


Next time I see you, remind me to slap you.

 

[PBE9699]

Why do elephants paint their balls red?

To Hide in Cherry Trees
<_<

 

[PBE9699]

WHat's the loudest sound in the Jungle... ?

Giraffes Eating Cherries

 

[BlackDx]

Originally posted by Frankie P.@Sep 28 2003, 03:39 PM
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?




It died.

:bo: :bo: :bo:

Umm... no, the only good one is the dirty horse.

I always heard it like ::

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?


Cause he was DEAD!!!



Why did the squirell fall out of the tree?


Cause he was Stapled to the monkey...




Why did the Bird fall out of the tree?


Peer Pressure.

 

[Bns773]

An redneck walks into a cafe with a shotgun and a bag of shit. He walks up to the counter and orders a coffee. He slams the coffee, throws the bag of shit in the air shoots it then leaves. A week later he comes back to the cafe with a bag of shit and shotgun again. He walks up to the counter and asks for coffee again. The waitress said "Hold on there, Last time you were in here it took us three days to clean up all that shit. What are you doing anyways?"





















The redneck replied "Training for middle managemet.... Show up, Shoot the shit, And disappear for a week."

 

[Frankie P.]

Me:
Ask me if I am a fire truck.

Whoever:
Are you a fire truck?













NO.

 

[saturn_boy96]

i got two stupid ones:

person A :" it smells like updog in here."

person B : " what's updog?"

person A : " not much whats up with you?"

and number 2:

Person A: "it's like a butsfor"

person b: "whats a butsfor"

person a: "for poopin' stupid."