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Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by pissedoffsol, Feb 12, 2007.

  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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  2. Sabz5150

    Sabz5150 FALCON PUNCH!!!

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    My g/f is a hot blonde teacher.

    But yes, where the hell were these teachers when we were kids? All I remember were the ruler swinging, tits-to-their-knees, raspy voiced creatures that barely passed as women.
     
  3. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    I think she should fired, and run out of town not for being a sexually promiscuous teacher,
    Not for running a vampire site and working at a religious school,

    But for being a goddam wiccan in the first place.
     
  4. Sabz5150

    Sabz5150 FALCON PUNCH!!!

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    Freedom of religion. Can't be fired for that.
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    No, but if it were up to me, you would be fired for that. And before everyone says I'm a shithead, I grew up with Wiccans and I'm telling you from experience, they are nothing but a bunch of lonely fat fags.
     
  6. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    or 50 year old emo's...
     
  7. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Nothing spawns bad poetry like Wicca and Divorce. And combine the two you'll have such shitty poems like this:

    "deep darkness consume my soul
    clouds all about
    the goddess female takes to light
    afoot in shadows and magick
    cleanse my spirit
    leaves fall"


    I have the "Wiccan Karma" upgrade on my character sheet that gives me a shitty poetry booster.
    Intelligence +8
    Charisma -3
    Learning +4
    Perception +10
    Celerity +100 bitches.
     
  8. Sabz5150

    Sabz5150 FALCON PUNCH!!!

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    +100 bitches > +72 bitches

    Yes, Cel... Wiccan divorce poetry is worse than Vogon poetry.
     
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