women should be overjoyed to find the seat up... it at least means that it was lifted and is likely clean and not pissed on
men have to make sure the seat is down before we drop a heater... its not that difficult really only takes a second... glance at the bowl... yep its down, nope its up, or the whole lids down... then another second to put the seat down or raise the lid...
speaking of the lid... why dont women make a big deal about the lid being up or down... you never hear women bitching that the lid is down so they cant just run up in the bathroom, plant ass, and take a piss because the lid was down... never hear about them running up in there jumping on the bowl only to piss all over themselves because they sat on the closed lid
yet for some reason the seat being up causes all of these issues and toilet malfunctions
we can tell when its up or not... why cant you