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the turtle man

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by BodyDroppedNikes, Feb 6, 2009.

  1. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    caught in a mosh...
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    George777 ^^ Likes Bewbies

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    Gotta love rednecks.

    Teeth knocked out by a chainsaw, hunting turtles, beam aim, successful war cry when he catches one...That's how I would define a redneck.
     
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    dacheat ..is grounded.

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    hhhhhhow does someone get their teeth knocked out by a chainsaw? also, i bet he gets the funk below from swimming in those ponds.
     
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    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    Wow.. I suppose there are no gators around there, lol
     
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    efhondakid My name is Byron. VIP

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    most likely a kick-back jam thing that cought him in the tooth
     
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    He's lying. It's from a turtle attack.
     
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    wtf does he do with them?
    eat em or sell em?
     
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    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    Eats them. Unless he was kidding.. I'd certainly believe it though.
     
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    turtle is actually very tasty. i've had it before.
     
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    wow, scary big turtles that can bounce him and drag him. he knocked the teeth out on purpose to look like turtle.
     
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    He sells em. I know a redneck that catches and sells reptiles for a living, and snapping turtles bring him the most profit. They mostly make shit out of their shells, but they also sell the meat.
     
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