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92civicb18b1

The Trisexual
Iight here's the fucked up story, I'll start from the beginning, i'm gonna try to make it short and to the point.

I was goin with this girl (friend 1) for like 3 years on and off, at the end we were just friends with benefits, blah blah, still are. Shes one of my good friends now and to be honest with you i'll do anything for her.

One of her good friends (friend 2) had gotten kicked out and she asked if I could let her stay with me, of course the out going person I am I let her stay, i saw a decent oppurtunity anyway. So she's living with me...we're doing our thing, ya know. I'm takin care of this bitch like she's the wifey too. We chill wit each others friends and whatnot (this is part of the story so i had to throw it in there).

Now, few weeks later we're just chillin at this other girls house, smokin, drinkin, having ourselves a little party. Mind you i haven't talked to friend 1 in a couple weeks, neither had friend 2. I leave the party for some reason, can't remember why, I come back and one of the girls at the party starts hittin on me. I'm thinkin why the hell not, so we start talking for like a minute and I notice everybody just kinda listening and watching me, so i get a little nervous and start trying to figure out whats up. Then the girl I was talking to starts asking me wierd questions, like what would you do if this girl started hittin on you? Do you get girls when you go to the city?, and do you like pussy? I start buggin out like the fuck you tryin to say. Then she says "are you gay", and everybody stays serious like they're waiting for an answer. normally everybody would just start laughing, that';s when I figured out something was wrong and somebody set some shit up and beleived i was faggot...just couldn't figure it out then. Anyway i was so trashed I just ignored it and walked away from the bitch. This bitch was friend 2's friend.

confused? keep reading


Ok, week later, I allow friend 2 to invite some of her friends over to chill and w/e. Of course the bitch that technically called me a faggot had to come, i didnt really care until the whispering started and the same bitch from the party did the hittin on me shit, of course i wasn't gonna bite this time either. But i talked to her and then again she brought up the subject of me being a faggot..."you're not gay right?". i just ignored it being i was trashed again.

Ok, i'm skippin most of the story casue its too long, friend 2 leaves...she was getting annoying anyway and was acting a little funny at the end anyway and we stopped doing the dirty.

I talked to friend 1 a couple days ago and find out that friend 2 was settin me up the whole time makin me look bad and a faggot. Not only was she tellin my friends (didn't believe her) and hers this bullshit but she was tellin my loud mouth sister, now almost everyone I chill with thinks I'm a flamer because of this fuckin slut. And she even tried to make proof....placed some pictures of faggots in my closet, had gay porn in my favorites and other random bullshit. I swear to god this bitch doesnt know who she fucked with, shes really gonna wish it wasn't me. I don't care how illegal it is but this bitch is gonna get put in a hospital. I'll take the jail time just to see this bitch get whats comming to her.

END
 
wow... she's not smart... OR funny.


the dumb hoe deserves a donkey punch, followed with a nice lombardi slap.

take pictures... your friends on hondaswap want to know!
 
well if shes staying at your house, throw her and her shit out. plain and simple.
 
Honesly I'd take some viagra or some enzyte and just do her right. Take tons of pictures/videos of you thrashing on her for hours. And if anyone ever questioned your sexuality you'd have proof the chick was taking it like a skank for hours and you were about as straight as they come.
 
Originally posted by Slammed89Integra@Aug 24 2004, 01:35 AM
Honesly I'd take some viagra or some enzyte and just do her right. Take tons of pictures/videos of you thrashing on her for hours. And if anyone ever questioned your sexuality you'd have proof the chick was taking it like a skank for hours and you were about as straight as they come.
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Good lordie man... see this is why I'm not dating or seeing anyone at this point. too much high school drama bullshit that goes with these little slut types.
 
fuck that shit man i was ready to ask her to marry me we were house shopping. And finnaly after way to long she showed her true colours
 
Originally posted by hcivic.com@Aug 24 2004, 02:01 AM
fuck that shit man i was ready to ask her to marry me we were house shopping. And finnaly after way to long she showed her true colours
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clue us all in as to what your talking about??
 
well i understand that, but what girl are you talking about? one that we should recognize from the original story?
 
Of course she doesnt live with me anymore, if she did and i found out id have a body to bury. Everyone I know knows damn well I was smashin that shit every night. Her friends must believe her.

Why would she do it?
Who know this just must be one of those bitches.

Tape it....it's already on tape when me and this other girl had one of those party nights, i just don't have the tape and i dont think the other girl want people to know shes a lesbian

I'll try to take before/during/after pictures of when she gets the shit beaten out of her. Shes gonna see the light.

My friends no damn well I'm straight, theyve walked in on me like 20 too many times.

Her friends probably believe her....hmm..looks like they're gonna have to find out if I'm straight.

There a bunch of people who don't like this bitch, shes defenitly gonna get whats commin to her.
 
Maybe its just me, but who cares if those people think that you are gay? Calling a straight person gay is as much an insult as calling a black guy a dago. Your friends know its bullshit and thats really all that matters, it isn't worth even threatening to hit a female.
 
Originally posted by 92civicb18b1+Aug 24 2004, 09:32 AM-->
Of course she doesnt live with me anymore, if she did and i found out id have a body to bury. Everyone I know knows damn well I was smashin that shit every night. Her friends must believe her.

I'll try to take before/during/after pictures of when she gets the shit beaten out of her. Shes gonna see the light.

My friends no damn well I'm straight, theyve walked in on me like 20 too many times.
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I really don't understand why you are so worked over defending your masculinity with such a mental case. Just move on and keep her out of your life. Why keep the stupid dramafest going? How badly do you plan to smack her around? Is it worth getting locked up for it?
92civicb18b1
@Aug 24 2004, 09:32 AM
Her friends probably believe her....hmm..looks like they're gonna have to find out if I'm straight.
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^^^ And what's with this nonsense? Are you going to make it a point of sleeping with all of her friends? Do you really feel that you need to fuck a whole bunch of immature ho's to prove how straight you are? I really hope that you are using condoms every time... I'm so glad not to be in your circle of "friends". There is major grossness going on in your town. I'd be more impressed with you if you couldn't get it up while in the sack with those sluts. Have you no sense of decency man? :yuk:
 
so, are you gay or not? the story never got there


hahaha :lol:

dude, fuck it...
just wait till that babbling bitch's friends want to switch you back over to the straight team...

this might just work to your advantage...


Are you going to make it a point of sleeping with all of her friends? Do you really feel that you need to fuck a whole bunch of immature ho's to prove how straight you are?


LMAO... uhm... why not?
 
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