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Todays Lame Joke

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by reckedracing, Apr 9, 2010.

  1. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    So, I have been doing this off and on for about a year now.
    My old lady leaves her purse open on a table.

    So I take an all metal spoon, cheap style one, and bend it around, so it looks like a spoon to cook up crack or heroin. Then I put it in her purse towards the bottom. And I give it a few days, even weeks, before it gets caught up on or in her wallet, and she pulls the wallet out to pay and out falls a crack spoon, with a ting ting on the ground to attract attention.

    I would hit it with a lighter and some sugar to give it that blackened used look, but the god damn coach purse has a purple lining, and she has a coach wallet and all this expensive make up shit, so she would probably kill me if I got black shit all over everything in there.

    Anyone else ever tried this?

     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    Lol
     
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    Drake Well-Known Member VIP

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    Ahhh the old make your old lady look like a junkie prank. Classic ha ha. That is some good stuff.
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    almost as fun as the pinch her neck before her family picnic that you're not going to prank
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    :lmao: that spoon trick is awesome
     
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    UNDR8D ...has a job!

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    Ahahaha did you make that up all on your own?
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    yea, i never heard of anyone doing it before
    :shrug:
     
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