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Today's Lame Joke

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  1. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    The Aspirin Tax


    I JUST HEARD THAT OBAMA IS GOING TO IMPOSE A 40% TAX ON ASPIRIN, BECAUSE IT'S WHITE AND IT WORKS..
     
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  2. invisibledemon

    invisibledemon Bored Moderator VIP

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    lol. rep.
     
  3. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    deff. good shit!! rep
     
  8. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    Conversation I had today:

    Me- I need to move out.
    Her- Handle it.
    Me- Pay for it...
    Her- Not a chance, stop being a gold digger.
    Me- Not a gold digger. Just looking for a hand out. Duh. Just pretend I'm already on welfare and have 6 children by 5 different women. None of which I'm supporting.
    Her- OMG, that's so depressing, I'll definitely pay your rent. You're so convincing.
     
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    klyph Dismember VIP

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    Maybe he's taxing it because he doesn't like having to pick out the cotton?
     
  10. UNDR8D

    UNDR8D ...has a job!

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    Wait what?
     
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    klyph Dismember VIP

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    He was making the point that America's downward spiral into a socialist welfare state is directly tied to female suffrage.
     
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    UNDR8D ...has a job!

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    No I think he was recounting an actual story but I couldn't figure out if he was talking to some 40 year old executive that he is banging or his grandmother...
     
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    klyph Dismember VIP

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    The fact that he's banging his grandmother has no bearing on the fact that women's suffrage is the worst thing to ever happen to this country.

    Also, narwhals.
     
  14. UNDR8D

    UNDR8D ...has a job!

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    Truer words have never been spoken
     
  15. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    She's actually 21. She just has money.
     
  16. UNDR8D

    UNDR8D ...has a job!

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    Sweet. You have a way with the ladies.
     
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