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today's lame work joke

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Briansol, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. Briansol

    Briansol Admins Admin VIP

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    Who Is Who? A Project Manager is the one who thinks 9 women can deliver a baby in 1 month. An Onsite Coordinator is the one who thinks 1 woman can deliver 9 babies in 1 month. A Developer is the one who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver 1 baby. A Marketing Manager is the one who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. A Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. A Tester is the one who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.
     
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    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    I'm running a kaizen with various levels of management today and tomorrow. We're going to have a gigantic project that comes out of it with the most unreal expectations. I can already feel it.
     
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