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Today's Lame Joke

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  1. whiterabbit06

    whiterabbit06 Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill? VIP

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    A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
    One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Ahmal.
    The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him Juan.
    Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.
    Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes
    she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds,
    They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.
     
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    Nice

    heard this dirty joke today:

    Q: What do you get if you stuff your hand up a gypsy's snatch when she is on her period?

    A: Your palm red.
     
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