Today's Lame Joke

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whiterabbit06

Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill?
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A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Ahmal.
The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him Juan.
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes
she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds,
They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.
 
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Nice

heard this dirty joke today:

Q: What do you get if you stuff your hand up a gypsy's snatch when she is on her period?

A: Your palm red.
 
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