Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by jeffie7, Aug 10, 2006.
"Does this rag smell like ether to you?"
Lines suck. I just spit mad tite game YO!
HI, nice tits
wanna go halves on a bastard?
nice shoes!.....wanna fuck?
What are you ladies doin for sex tonight?
(the second one actually worked once, but was intended as a joke!)
Hi! Let's Fuck!
Why don't you and your friends come sit over here and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up
One I've actually used on several occasions, and has worked once or twice (well...once), is to walk up to a girl and say 'Hi, can I see your tits?' Some girls will get pissed off and walk away, or slap you, or something like that...but occasionally one will giggle, laugh, or not say anything...that's the one. If coming outright and asking her to show you her tits doesn't offend her, you're in.
Hey!! Hey You!!!! Yeah Im Talkin To You!!!! Come Here!!!!!!!! Now!!!!
in all reality, "Has anyone told you that you are gorgeous?" really works for me.
Damn it Matt you stole my......... Nice shoes....... one
I guess it must be a Cali thing.....
Or maybe great minds just think alike. By the way THANKS for the party
I had a great time, talk to you soon.
I laughed my ass off on that one. Glad noone was in the office.
"Git in the truck bitch!" or "Hey sis, you awake??" I forget the comedian who came up with those... It was one of the redneck guys..
what a night huh? It was great to see you and your freinds and hang for once...damn work schedules SUCK!..Thinking about throwing another real soon...definately have to make it back out..and YES bring the hottie!
OOOOhhhhhhh Anna that chick is a FREAK.........
I will definitely bring her, she will for sure want to go.
hi my name is ___, you are absolutely gorgeous however i am not intimidated by your beauty...
usually gets a giggle, or enough of their attention.
"Hey, would you have sex with a complete stranger? No? Ok, let me introduce myself..."
pssss psssssss yo shorty. yo whats good 1
I was going to say the...
Nice shoes...wanna fuck?
I'll go with option number two, I'm a sweet talker and spit my game, usually starting with a cracking a joke.
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