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What's your best pick up line?

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by jeffie7, Aug 10, 2006.

  1. jeffie7

    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    Here's mine.

    "Does this rag smell like ether to you?"
     
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    don_radeon Bored

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    "I have a small penis"

    *revs mustang*
     
  3. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    Lines suck. I just spit mad tite game YO!
     
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    alaskancodkiller Senior Member

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    10sec.hatch Junior Member

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    wanna go halves on a bastard?
     
  6. hybrid89

    hybrid89 thistownsucks...

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    nice shoes!.....wanna fuck?

    or

    What are you ladies doin for sex tonight?

    (the second one actually worked once, but was intended as a joke!):lol:
     
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    smarty009 Senior Member

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    CRX-YEM Super Moderator Moderator VIP

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    Why don't you and your friends come sit over here and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up
     
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    One I've actually used on several occasions, and has worked once or twice (well...once), is to walk up to a girl and say 'Hi, can I see your tits?' Some girls will get pissed off and walk away, or slap you, or something like that...but occasionally one will giggle, laugh, or not say anything...that's the one. If coming outright and asking her to show you her tits doesn't offend her, you're in. :thumbsup:
     
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    Seany-izzle New Member

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    Hey!! Hey You!!!! Yeah Im Talkin To You!!!! Come Here!!!!!!!! Now!!!!
     
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    reikoshea HS Troll...And Mod Moderator VIP

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    in all reality, "Has anyone told you that you are gorgeous?" really works for me.
     
  12. integraslut78

    integraslut78 Stylus DJ Extraordinaire

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    Damn it Matt you stole my......... Nice shoes....... one
    I guess it must be a Cali thing.....
    Or maybe great minds just think alike. By the way THANKS for the party
    I had a great time, talk to you soon.
     
  13. phyregod

    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol: :D :lol: :D :lol:

    I laughed my ass off on that one. Glad noone was in the office.

    "Git in the truck bitch!" or "Hey sis, you awake??" I forget the comedian who came up with those... It was one of the redneck guys.. :lol:
     
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    hybrid89 thistownsucks...

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    what a night huh? It was great to see you and your freinds and hang for once...damn work schedules SUCK!..Thinking about throwing another real soon...definately have to make it back out..and YES bring the hottie!:eek:
     
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    integraslut78 Stylus DJ Extraordinaire

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    OOOOhhhhhhh Anna that chick is a FREAK.........
    I will definitely bring her, she will for sure want to go.
     
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    Speedracer228 ......

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    hi my name is ___, you are absolutely gorgeous however i am not intimidated by your beauty...

    usually gets a giggle, or enough of their attention.
     
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    "Hey, would you have sex with a complete stranger? No? Ok, let me introduce myself..."
     
  18. erebunicrx

    erebunicrx my name is Dale

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    pssss psssssss yo shorty. yo whats good 1
     
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    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    I was going to say the...


    Nice shoes...wanna fuck?

    line. :(

    I'll go with option number two, I'm a sweet talker and spit my game, usually starting with a cracking a joke.
     
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    hybrid89 thistownsucks...

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    YES..YES ..YES!
     
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