Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by nootrac22, Jul 26, 2007.
Excite News - Inmate Convicted of Indecent Exposure
life in prison for beating off FTL
"honestly your honor I didn't know it was illeageal i was just beating myself caus i stole somthin"
heres my entire defense
"Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's mine and I'll clean it as fast as I want. I rest my case."
i wonder if it was because the guard was female?
thats what i was thinking...somehow i dont think a guy would have turned him in...
Why do they have female guards at a prison in the first place? That's just asking for every inmate to beat it to her.
Once again, all the fucked up shit happens in south FL...
Oh come on guys
this is a government building. You can't jerk off in a court house, or a library. Yeah this is where this guy lives but he lives there cause he's in jail! He committed a crime! And under our legal system criminals have no right to privacy
lift your sac is a security measure
jerking off is an act of indecency
enjoy your extra jail time
aww skeet skeet
whats the difference if hes taking a piss, dropping a deuce, or cranking one off
all would be considered indecent if done in public... its ok for him to pull his dick out to take a piss... its ok for him to drop his pants to take a shit... but if hes trolling for trouser trout its a crime... thats bullshit
you are correct he has no right to privacy... but its not like he was punching the clown while standing on a table in the mess hall
unless he was standing there at the door to the cell staring up at the female prison guard polishing the bishop with a lustful look in his eye, i dont see where there was a crime committed... if someone looks in your window and sees you punishing the one eyed retard they cant call the cops on you for indecent exposure... i dont see how a CO looking in your cell and happening to see you playing backstroke roulette can be described as public indecency when pissing and shitting in plain view isnt
/mental note...never go to FLorida again....
I'd rot in that jail cell......
I agree with E, Flogging the Bishop is a natural bodily function.
lol, that sucks.. but its funny at the same time, i think she is jelous that he didnt ask her if she wanted to do it for him
hope you don' t mind if i steal this one lmmfao
Getting more jail time to prevent getting testicular cancer
that post had me cracking up
ahh, beat me to it, lmao.. some new ones in there to!
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