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you loose all your freedoms in jail

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by nootrac22, Jul 26, 2007.

  1. nootrac22

    nootrac22 Well-Known Member VIP

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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    good thing im not in jail... with all that free time, id be getting 60 day sentences 5 or 6 times a day


    life in prison for beating off FTL :(
     
  3. nootrac22

    nootrac22 Well-Known Member VIP

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    "honestly your honor I didn't know it was illeageal i was just beating myself caus i stole somthin"
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    heres my entire defense


    "Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's mine and I'll clean it as fast as I want. I rest my case."
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    i wonder if it was because the guard was female?
     
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    thats what i was thinking...somehow i dont think a guy would have turned him in...
     
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    Why do they have female guards at a prison in the first place? That's just asking for every inmate to beat it to her.
     
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    Once again, all the fucked up shit happens in south FL...
     
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    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    Oh come on guys

    this is a government building. You can't jerk off in a court house, or a library. Yeah this is where this guy lives but he lives there cause he's in jail! He committed a crime! And under our legal system criminals have no right to privacy

    lift your sac is a security measure

    jerking off is an act of indecency

    enjoy your extra jail time

    aww skeet skeet
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    whats the difference if hes taking a piss, dropping a deuce, or cranking one off
    all would be considered indecent if done in public... its ok for him to pull his dick out to take a piss... its ok for him to drop his pants to take a shit... but if hes trolling for trouser trout its a crime... thats bullshit

    you are correct he has no right to privacy... but its not like he was punching the clown while standing on a table in the mess hall


    unless he was standing there at the door to the cell staring up at the female prison guard polishing the bishop with a lustful look in his eye, i dont see where there was a crime committed... if someone looks in your window and sees you punishing the one eyed retard they cant call the cops on you for indecent exposure... i dont see how a CO looking in your cell and happening to see you playing backstroke roulette can be described as public indecency when pissing and shitting in plain view isnt
     
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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    /mental note...never go to FLorida again....


    I'd rot in that jail cell......
     
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    I agree with E, Flogging the Bishop is a natural bodily function.
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    lol, that sucks.. but its funny at the same time, i think she is jelous that he didnt ask her if she wanted to do it for him
     
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    hope you don' t mind if i steal this one lmmfao
     
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    Getting more jail time to prevent getting testicular cancer
     
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    that post had me cracking up
     
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    90 accord Chicks dig the box Moderator VIP

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    ahh, beat me to it, lmao.. some new ones in there to!
     
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