- you spend more money on your import than on your girlfriend/wife
- you know the names of at least 3 import tuning mags (super street, honda tuning, import tuner, etc...)
- you have to turn your radio up to overpower the sound of your exhaust
- you know what JDM stands for
- you own a copy of “The Fast and The Furious”
- you know what ITR, CTR, and CAI stand for
- you automatically think of a car when you hear the word “skyline” (instead of the view of a city)
- you know that its “header”, not “headers”
-put blue lights in my stock corner lights...got a $60 ticket
-have more parts for your car than are needed.......
-Stickers....the automatic power adder...
-Send wife off to JDM Land to find and ship REAL JDM parts back to US...
-When Wife is in JDM land...all forms of communications are nothing but JDM parts....
-When you put Japanese kanji letters on your car hopeing it means the right thing..
-When you know what the Japanese Kanji letters actually mean on your car...
-Same as above..but on other cars......
-if you suddenly get chills...after seeing Carbon Fiber Anything....
-If you have a collection of various colors of spray paint in your garage..
-if you have a miniature replica of your car in your car....
-it you own anything Mugen that is not engine related...
-if you spent $500 or more for a Mugen Steering wheel...
-if you know how to pronounce Mugen...and other JDM company's names...
-if you have more pictures of your car/cars...than of your wife......
-if build a car for your wife under the specifications listed in a cartoon.....
-if people ask you how to install or mod other rice parts....
-if you go to autozone and laugh because you know Pepboys has better rice....
-if you noticed that autozone suddenly got more rice than pepboys overnight....
-if you think ...
...god I better quit before I go into convulsions or something.............guilty on all the above charges......
Label me a riceboiiiiiiyyyyy yooo!!!!!!
-if you think
i sowwy.
