Cat sprayed my seat!

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So I was at my gfs tonight, and we were going to walmart. I get in my car, and it stinks. She goes maybe its just this spot, so I go a half a block and pull over and go no, its in this car. After frantically searching, she sticks her fingers near my nose, and surely enough its cat spray. Its on the back of my seat. So far I've used pet carpet cleaner and odoban, and it smells like carpet cleaner, odoban and cat spray. Any suggestions?
 
Burn it, burn it to the ground and roast the cat over the burning wreckage. Or just air the car out and use febreeze. The first one is more entertaining though.
 
funny, I asked my brother if he knew, and he told me fire. idk, I'll try the air out thing, but my biggest problem is im allergic to the fuckers, and I almost had an asthma attack cleaning it. Febreeze also kills my lungs, and the crx is still out of commision so I might be on the bike for a few days. if it doesn't go away, I might go crawl around the bone yard and look for a nice interior matching accord that's all nice and sealed up.
 
Go to your local petstore and get something called "Nature's Miracle" and that will fix you up. should only cost around 4 bucks.


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I work at Petsmart lol
 
lol funny story.

back before i got my cat neutered, he sprayed a couple of times. one really drunken night, i peed on my cat when he was in the litterbox.
 
reason 31451345 cats are the dumbest fucking pets ever
 
i pissed on my cat when he jumped in the toilet while i was already pissing

giving a pissy wet cat a bath is no fun, i should have just closed the lid and flushed a couple times to clean him off
 
INJEN78 said:
i would go find that fucker nd kick its nuts in...
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2 and i lol'ed at that so funny... this whole thread is funny

I would get a new seat, and burn the old one, with the cat tied to it. But that's just me...

nah not really, but that cat would be punished one way or another. I'm severely allergic to those fuckers too. So, I would not let the sumbitch get away with it.
 
reckedracing said:
i pissed on my cat when he jumped in the toilet while i was already pissing

giving a pissy wet cat a bath is no fun, i should have just closed the lid and flushed a couple times to clean him off
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same thing happened to me once... at first I felt so bad, but then busted out laughing... I couldn't help it man... I mean...
THE FUCKER RAN INTO THE LINE OF FIRE, AND INTO THE TOILET!

How could I NOT laugh?
 
jp_p5 said:
Dude not funny at all.
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are you serious? thats funny as hell!

you know the best way to kill a cat, find someone that has a large constrictor (12ft+) and ring the dinner bell. i knew a guy who set traps behind the grocery store to catch stray cats... free snake food. it was awesome.
 
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