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What 95 said. Gonna do my first salt water flush tonight. Should be fun.shat your brains out yet?
At least I don't drive a yellow electric scooter.Slacker.
They quite!
At least I don't drive a yellow electric scooter.
At least I don't drive a yellow electric scooter.
Just wait until he buys that rocket launcher.
@E that won't happen, because the shit won't be solid enough to hold his body weight. Think more chocolate milk.
i believe its for the sugar.. gives him the energy he needs... this has been around for a while now
The first part of the movement will be like awptickes said, but the rest should be solid waste that your body stores. I will learn for sure by tomorrow.
spicy sweet lemonade - it's actually kinda addicting. it all depends on organic lemons and the B grade organic maple syrup - otherwise it's crap.Hows it taste? Good luck though.
Good luck you're going to learn alot about yourself doing this.
What are the benefits of this?
weight loss.. cleans your body out
don't forget to take your laxatives. you won't be able to shit if you don't.
shat your brains out yet?
Just chugged 1 liter of water with a tablespoon of sea salt in it. Worst fucking experience of my life. The entire experience was like throwing up and now that it's sitting in my stomach, I feel the need to throw up. This part alone makes me want to call it quits right now.
Will it look something like THIS?
Just chugged 1 liter of water with a tablespoon of sea salt in it. Worst fucking experience of my life. The entire experience was like throwing up and now that it's sitting in my stomach, I feel the need to throw up. This part alone makes me want to call it quits right now.
so how did that all work out for you?
did you puke it up or let it work its magic?
chocolate milk is like a day 3 experience. day 1 is pretty normal. day 2 is like choco soft serve snake from hell. thereafter it's a daily adventure through what you've eaten and gotten lodged in your intestines, and salt water -- and get ready for it: the mucus lining from your intestines sloughing off. grody.
exactly. particularly within 15 minutes of the 'salt water flush' (appropriately named) - and don't plan on trying to make it to work for at least an hour or so afterwards.
x2, spot on. the organic B grade maple syrup is also vitamin/mineral packed if i recall..
you quit too soon to really find out what happens - but let me tell you that i saw some things i'd not eaten in 3+ weeks on day 5 and i was pretty convinced i had the all clear, and there's a story in the master cleanse book or somewhere online about a lady that was alarmed by what amounted to a whole box of jujubes showing up about 7 days in, and she'd eaten them weeks and weeks before hand. you have 26 feet of pipe curled up in your gut - this is like the biggest poop adventure ever.
spicy sweet lemonade - it's actually kinda addicting. it all depends on organic lemons and the B grade organic maple syrup - otherwise it's crap.
did you know that the average adult human is schlepping around up to 20lbs of fecal matter? the lemons help clear a lot of fungal issues from the body as well, and the whole process can help people get off of unhealthy food crutches/cravings.
what you're saying is true, usually - but not true in this case - as ingesting the salt water flush according to the master cleanse instructions is guaranteed to power any poo you've got right out. and how.
seriously i think everyone should do 5 days of this at least once - it's a life altering experience because you really start to care what you're putting into the system, afterwards. like - i'd put a pound of bacon in before i'd put a pound of jujubes in anyday - fuck that shit.
This is the worst part of it, but it's 90% of why the cleanse works. the lemonade has it's job (nutrition from syrup, agitation from cayenne to enhance circulation, and intestinal cleanup w/lemon astringent) and the salt flush gets rid of what the lemonade's done. you can't half ass this one..it's your ass on the toilet or you're doing it wrong.
I say he installs it aiming out the back so he can fly away after each shot.Just wait until he buys that rocket launcher.
Haha, that's great. So the cop was just hating on your scooter?I got pulled over on base today, and they couldn't find anything to write me a ticket for. Nothing is more fun than a cop struggling to try to find something to ticket you for, and being unable to do so.
Umm, all I did was crap out the water. NOTHING else. Pretty disappointed, I actually did it again with even more salt. Omg, it was terrible. Same thing. I didn't cheat on the fast at all. Nothing but water and the cleanser.so how did that all work out for you?
did you puke it up or let it work its magic?