Top 10 douchebag cars

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It is funny, I've never seen a camaro SS just cruising down the highway. Ever. They are always doing mach 3. And in town, they slide every corner, squeek the tires at every green light.. But, that is a car that MAKES you drive like that. You cant sit in it and drive normal, its simply not possible.

But, I'd be willing to bet the writer of this list drives a hyundai.
 
It is funny, I've never seen a camaro SS just cruising down the highway. Ever. They are always doing mach 3. And in town, they slide every corner, squeek the tires at every green light.. But, that is a car that MAKES you drive like that. You cant sit in it and drive normal, its simply not possible.

But, I'd be willing to bet the writer of this list drives a hyundai.


Or a prius
 
East Coast Scion folks are where it's at. The waste-coasters are so into politics and hesaid-shesaid horseshit that it'snot possible to talk to them.
 
East Coast Scion folks are where it's at. The waste-coasters are so into politics and hesaid-shesaid horseshit that it'snot possible to talk to them.
Still showing your love for the Best Coast every chance you can get. :)

Funny list, I own an Evo 8 :(
 
How about Fox body Mustangs and IROC Camaros?

I agree with the camaro statement 100%. I live in hickville KS and there are at least 30 late 80's early 90's camaro's around (town of 10,000 people give or take 500). What kills me are the fags that roll the camaro rs+ and act like it's an IROC. I also agree with the monte carlo statement... NASCAR TO THE FUCKING MAX. They might as well all have mullets and drive around with a can of budwieser in their hand.
 
You know what... I kinda agree with the SRT4 thing. But he's attacking it for being a bad car - and it's not... Just happens that everyone I've met with an SRT4 is a total fucking douche.

But since I live across the street from the biggest hang out in my corner of the state, I can also say that Honda Civic Owners are the shittiest motherfuckers on the face of the earth. They just sit there and rev their motors to redline.. ALL NIGHT LONG.
 
Ive actually never met a douche SRT owner. And i know quite a few of them...

they must not have OWNED it. daddy or mommy probably bought it and have it in their name so they can pay for cheaper insurance. every srt-4 owner i met/seen on the street is a douche. they smash for like 30 feet then slam on the brakes. they just want to hear a BOV. they are all gay.
 
I drive a tow truck. Do you realise how many 240SX's I come across wrapped sideways around poles ?
 
I drive a tow truck. Do you realise how many 240SX's I come across wrapped sideways around poles ?

are they actually decent cars or douche bags with bone stock cars and ripped out ebrake handles.
 
I drive a tow truck. Do you realise how many 240SX's I come across wrapped sideways around poles ?
do you really drive a tow truck?
i thought you were IT or some shit?
tow truck drivers always have some awesome stories
and i always end up in the truck with them for 2-5 hours, depending on how far away i am... and i'm ALWAYS far away when i need a tow
 
Pro drifters keep their cars on the track. I never see anyone that I know on the streets even going to the store, much less drifting. If you do Drift, there are so many events now that you'll actually get bored at the thought of street racing.

"Go street racing? Why? Will the magazines be there?"

And yes, I do IT. I just got a new job yesterday as a matter of fact. At night I work in some garages, a body shop and do towing with my boss (I'm getting my permit as soon as they run the test)

Towing pays BANK.
 
"Go street racing? Why? Will the magazines be there?"

Maybe when I buy a helmet and start track racing I will agree. . . . (thanks for the info)

. . . untill then nothing tops racing on an empty highway with 1 supra, 1 300zx TT, and 4 pontiac GTO's (driven by cops) . . . and not coming in last.


But it is illegal and dangerous. . . I just try to do things as safely as possible. Sunday mornings at 6am are the best. ;)
 
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