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...has a job!
You obviously never heard of beach townies.
It's not a joke. Townies are drunk teens who hate tourists. I occasionally take a place in Westerly RI for a week Those guys are BRUTAL. Luckily, I spent some time in that town as a kid, and I know enough (And a fake RI accent to boot) to get out of shit.
You mean you don't already have a shitty NE accent?