Aleaf.CRX
Well-Known Member
K, so I was being a nerd and googling Alvin and the chipmunks. It took me to this one site, where this guy had a blog. I guess he was dissecting the morals or something of cereal characters, I don't know, I didn't read the whole thing. I just thought this was funny lol. I'm just gonna post the things he said about the cereal people, cuz there's way too much bs on that site that's not funny.
Cap'n Crunch: achondroplastic dwarfism
Count Chocula: porphyria, microcephaly
Quisp: hypertension
Tony the Tiger: gynecomastia, a.k.a. "male breast enlargement"
Toucan Sam: deviated septum
Booberry: anemia. Also, he's dead.
King Vitaman: hemophilia
Frankenberry: rosacia
Trix Rabbit: kleptomania and species dysmorphia
Diggum: three-pack-a-day smoker
The Cinnamon Toast Crunch Chef: chronic flatulence
Sugar Bear: third nipple
Cookie Crook: converted to radical Wahabist sect of Islam while in the slammer, currently in Gitmo
Sonny the Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo: meth addict
God, seriously, wtf??? lol.
Cap'n Crunch: achondroplastic dwarfism
Count Chocula: porphyria, microcephaly
Quisp: hypertension
Tony the Tiger: gynecomastia, a.k.a. "male breast enlargement"
Toucan Sam: deviated septum
Booberry: anemia. Also, he's dead.
King Vitaman: hemophilia
Frankenberry: rosacia
Trix Rabbit: kleptomania and species dysmorphia
Diggum: three-pack-a-day smoker
The Cinnamon Toast Crunch Chef: chronic flatulence
Sugar Bear: third nipple
Cookie Crook: converted to radical Wahabist sect of Islam while in the slammer, currently in Gitmo
Sonny the Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo: meth addict
God, seriously, wtf??? lol.