A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man.
The man said, " I must have you right now! I'll drop 500 dollars on
the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up
I can have my way with you from behind!" The woman thought it over and
told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell
phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend said "
When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and
run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what
happened." An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend
back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked.
The lady said " That mother fucker had $500 in quarters!"
The man said, " I must have you right now! I'll drop 500 dollars on
the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up
I can have my way with you from behind!" The woman thought it over and
told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell
phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend said "
When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and
run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what
happened." An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend
back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked.
The lady said " That mother fucker had $500 in quarters!"