anyone else like hookah?

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the most complete recourse on drug testing and passing a drug test i have found
http://www.ureasample.com/faq.shtml

1.1 Half-life of TetraHydraCannabinol:

The halflife of THC concentration ranges between 0.8 to 9.8 days. There is too much human variation to even approximate how long THC will be detected in the urine of an individual. Infrequent users with a fast metabolism will have the shortest detection time. Frequent users with a slow metabolism will have long detection times. The only way to estimate a detection time is to consider the lower and upper bounds (3-30 days), and decide based on the factors I've mentioned.

1.3 Positive (defined):

50 nanograms of THC metabolites per milliliter defines a "presumptive positive" by NIDA certified labs. This value was originally 20 ng/mL, but too many false positives resulted. So the level was raised to 100 ng/mL to reduce false positives. As of January 1995, the threshold was lowered back down to 50 ng/mL because drinking water would easily bring a positive below 100 ng. Be aware that these cutoffs are not universally consistent. I recently heard of a lab using a 15 ng/mL cutoff!

1.4 Decreasing detection times:

Increasing metabolism is probably the most effective way to decrease the time period that drugs can be detected in your system. Physical activity can increase your metabolic rate as much as two thousand percent! Nothing beats proper training taken to an extreme. A high calorie diet is the next best way to increase metabolism. Consuming mass quantities of high calorie food will increase metabolic rate by up to 10 percent. On the contrary, a malnutritious (light) diet could lower your metabolism by 10 percent. Speed (the drug) will also increase metabolism. Unfortunately, labs usually test for speed, and could get you into trouble. So exercise with intensity, and eat big.

and drinking a lot of water or cranberry juice or anything for that matter does not do shit to clean it out of your system

6.PRODUCING CLEAN URINE

THC is fat soluble, and it gets stored in your fat cells. Cleaning it out of your lipid tissue is very difficult. Many herbal products claim to clean out your system, yet they do nothing to remove THC byproducts from fat cells. A study was done in Germany in 1993 on 50 of the most common herbs used by people trying to pass the test. All 50 herbs failed to cause a negative. Unfortunately, this rumor will not die. Goldenseal (plant) is useless; yet it's the most common thing for people to use. The only way to extract THC from fat cells is to exercise (5.8). Fat cells secrete fat with THC metabolites at a constant rate, regardless of what herbs you consume. You may be able to temporarily clean THC metabolites from your bloodstream, or dilute your fluids to yield a larger urine/THC ratio, but your bloodstream will continue collecting THC metabolites from fat. Your urine will continue collecting THC metabolites from your bloodstream.

6.1 Dilution:

Hyper saturating your body with fluids will dilute metabolites possibly below the 50 ng/mL threshold, depending on your metabolism. Be aware that creatinine levels are often tested, and will show that the sample has been diluted. Diluting your sample will also produce clear urine, with virtually no yellow color. They will assume that you've diluted your sample, and they may reject your sample on the basis of color alone. It's only necessary to start drinking just before the test. Those who drown themselves in fluid days before a test are only causing unnecessary discomfort. Those who stay up all night drinking don't have any better chance than one who drinks heavily first thing in the morning. Get up early if the test is early, but don't lose sleep over a test that's given in the daytime.

6.1.1 Water:

Drink at least eight hefty glasses of fluid (preferably water) just prior to the test. Many people start drinking water several days before the test; which is useless. Water does *not* clean any THC metabolites out of your system because THC is not water soluble. Water only dilutes urine temporarily. Do not over do it; you can get water intoxication. People can actually overdose and even die from water intoxication. It's very hard to do, and you'll vomit before anything gets serious.

6.2 Diuretics:

Diuretics make people urinate frequently. Coffee, cranberry juice, beer, iced tea, herbal tea, and Pepsi are all good diuretics. Grapes are known to be very good diuretics. Diuretics without caffeine or alcohol are recommended because caffeine and alcohol have negative side effects. Cranberry juice is also the cheapest. Avoid salts. Herbal diuretics do better than home remedies like juices.

 

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Infrequent users with a fast metabolism will have the shortest detection time.

YAY, that's me 100%.

The way we smoked it in Sweden is as follows. Usually takes 2 people, but it's possible with 1.
Materials:
top half of a 2 liter soda bottle
2 table knives
lighter
sharp knife
HOT stove

First, turn stove onto HI and put the tips of the kitchen knives on to heat up. They will turn black, or red-hot (best). Since hash is very hard and compact, you have to melt it a little to shave a piece off, so we would just lightly burn the corner of it with a lighter. Then shave off a small piece with your sharp knife. Place the small piece of hash onto one of the hot knives, and press the other one onto it, grinding the knives together. Hold the bottle top over knives to catch the smoke, and breathe in as slowly as possible. You get EFFED up off of like 2 hits. It's also A LOT more relaxing than smoking weed.

 

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Gravity Bong > *

 

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Will a gravity bong get it hot enough to smoke it though? It needs to be REALLY hot.

 

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Completely different concept. GB uses water to push the smoke into your lungs, so you hardly need to inhale. Plus it conserves weed because you inhale every single bit of smoke, none is wasted like in regular bong or joint/blunt when the smoke goes into the air.

 

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none is wasted like in regular bong

Only if you don't know how to clear it properly. I've never smoked out of a gravity bong. I'm really not a big pothead. I could probably count the number of times I've smoked on 3-4 hands....LOL