Best come back line- Ever!

[jamesA]

This was in the Washington Post... the title was "Best Comeback Line -
Ever."

The police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male,
resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence
will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency,
and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to
stop.

"You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one
around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a
phone interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over, picked out a pumpkin, cut
a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his need. "I guess I was just really
into it, you know?"

Pat rol officer Brenda Taylor pulled over and approached him.

"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer Taylor.

"I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this
pumpkin."

"I just went up and said"... "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that
you are screwing a pumpkin?"

"He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then
looked me straight in the face and said,

"A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?"

 

[totalburnout]

chuckles.

 

[dveit]

 

[confusatron]

baahahahaahahahaha!

 

[BodyDroppedNikes]

LMMFAO!!!

 

[allbottledup]

damn i couldnt come up with something that good drunk

 

[CRX-YEM]

man thats an old one

 

[PhyRe]

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damn i couldnt come up with something that good drunk

i think thats the only way id come up with that. get the creative juices flowing.

 

[pills_PMD]

pretty funny...

 

[formby]

OOOOHHHHHH shit i farted...LMFAO

 

[E_SolSi]

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man thats an old one

 

[StealthMode]

I laughed