Cracked the bottle early

[92civicb18b1]

So today I'm going to be obnoxiously drunk. 6:30 came around and I cracked my good friend Cap'n Morgan. I figure I'm 3 cups of coffee away from breaking another garage window. Or tossing my phone in the street.

 

[Kanned]

Sounds fantastic. I'm off to work for a little while.

 

[92civicb18b1]

I wish I had a job, I'm running out of funds real quick again.

 

[92civicb18b1]

I'm gonna get smashed real early and make it so I can excuse myself from everything cause I'm too drunk to do anything.

I hate this holiday. Everyone's too family oriented during this season. I stay away from everyone on Christmas.

 

[EGProject]

I have to go to my uncles tonight, but I plan on being at least 1/2 cocked when I get there. Hello, Mr. Baileys.

 

[92civicb18b1]

I was smashed, and still ended up going out and about, shopping and bullshit I didn't want to do. But I definitely was more calm drunk.

 

[boostedf22]

get you a g/f. Life problem solved !!

 

[92civicb18b1]

I have a gf, but she was busy with family and shopping too... And I didn't buy her anything so I'm avoiding right now.

 

[BigJ]

I got kinda tipsy too. My dad made me a couple black russians, and I had a rum and coke before this. I definitely fell asleep at 9, woke up at midnight and opened my presents with the dad's family.