You going to make a baby?
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I was in a suite with my Brother in law and his wife and a 2.5 year old and a 5 month old....All i heard was crying, whining, pooping, more crying, more whining and more pooping...
I AM ALLLLL SET WITH THAT....THANK YOU PLEASE DRIVE THROUGH
Aruba is the balls though...so far the best place i have gone....nice constant breeze...beautiful water and beaches(and women) expensive as shit though...not a dinner under $120 bucks for two people if you wanted something other then McDonald's or Wendy's. Any decent restaurant was at least a $35 per plate dinner.
My brother in law and i drank a bottle a vodka in 4 hours the first morning from 8am to 12pm. went out and bought 3 more bottles and a bottle of scotch and finished everything off right before we had to check out of the Marriott the day we left.
As nice as it was....i definitely prefer All Inclusive though...We didn't pay for the room(parents timeshare) but when all was said and done we still spent around $2500 flight/groceries/going out food/drinks/cab rides. Ate breakfast and most lunches in the condo. That could of easily been another $500 or so if we didn't do that. i only ordered about 5 drinks from the bars.
We all did a dinner/bar hopping tour too which was a blast called the Kukoo Kunuku(?spelling) One of the best times i ever had...
The room for the week we stayed would have been $350/n plus taxes, which would been another $2600 or so....
In 2011 We went to Dominican All Inclusive for less then $2400 which included everything....
Funniest thing ever was i was in the lazy river talking to a family from Jersey and i convinced my brother-in-law that it was "Mike-The Situations" family. He loves that show.He was syked telling everyone he met that he met them and was going to get there autograph and picture. the family played along the whole week until his wife told him the truth because she felt bad he was looking like an idiot for telling all these people....FUCKING HILARIOUS you had to be there i guess.
Her father had special shirts made up for the trip there...yes we are the Griswolds
Me/Wife her sisters and bro-in-laws
This is the family form Jersey lol
Wives
Me breaking it down with some random lady
Me in Limbo
Me with my sippy cup for the week
The Resort-Marriot Surf Club