ever wanted to live in a ball?

[TurboMirage]

My Big Ball


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i first found these years ago when the ad campaign came out. just found them again tonight on a whim!

 

[George777]

I could see that as being fun for a little while, but I think I would get tired of it. It is definitely a conversation starter, and would probably get you all sorts of attention, but prolonged exposure would probably result in the loss of the little sanity I have left.

 

[invisibledemon]

lmao, that was great

 

[MthaFuknGreen]

how do you have sex?

 

[efhondakid]

how do you have sex?

What do you mean. How wouldnt you have sex in that thing? Open bubble, get girl inside, reinflate buble, dump a bottle of baby oil inside of bubble, and romp around, that would be the best sex ever!

 

[reckedracing]

how do you have sex?

I wish I had a way to hook a tazer to your chair, so just when you're about the hit submit reply with something like this I could just taze the fucking hell out of you until you shit your pants and your body went limp and you head fell, drooling on the keyboard.


Maybe its just me?
Then again... I doubt it.

 

[MthaFuknGreen]

whats the point of living in a bubble if you can just open it whenever you want?

 

[reckedracing]

TAZE!

cause its cool as shit...
thats why
and you can make videos about it that thousands of people will waste their time watching
why do you ask so many damn questions

 

[MthaFuknGreen]

thats a reason to..

 

[efhondakid]

I wish I had a way to hook a tazer to your chair, so just when you're about the hit submit reply with something like this I could just taze the fucking hell out of you until you shit your pants and your body went limp and you head fell, drooling on the keyboard.


Maybe its just me?
Then again... I doubt it.

So he could make worth while posts?

 

[reckedracing]

Your chair would light on fire and smolder down into a small pile of ash with the amount of voltage I would run through you in a single hour...

 

[MthaFuknGreen]

what makes you so sure that im sitting on a chair?

 

[klyph]

how do you have sex?

When a man loves a woman very much, the man holds the woman down and inserts his penis into the her vagina. It lasts between 5 and 7 seconds, and the man usually cries a little afterward.

 

[MthaFuknGreen]

ive always been curious.. thanks for the answers klyph.

 

[E_SolSi]

When a man loves a woman very much, the man holds the woman down and inserts his penis into the her vagina. It lasts between 5 and 7 seconds, and the man usually cries a little afterward.

so..... im confused here
at what point does the man hand the woman fifty bucks??

 

[klyph]

so..... Im confused here
at what point does the man hand the woman fifty bucks??

that's not real love, eric!

 

[George777]

It is for those 5-7 seconds. What happens before and after is more like business.

 

[E_SolSi]

that's not real love, eric!

rental love?

 

[George777]

If she won't make you a sammich afterward, it doesn't count as real love.

 

[Airjockie]

Don't eat burritos....