Happy Birthday, Chuck Norris!

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..is grounded.
damn dacheat you beat me to it. Happy B-day Chuck!

lets hear the chuck norris jokes!
*every night before bedtime the boogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris*
holy crap, hes' really 69? he looks 50

If you were the grim reaper, would you really want to be the one to tell him about his age? :ph34r:

(I promised myself I'd never crack another pro-norris joke, look what you made me do!)
my all time favorite: chuck norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.....if he wants to.
go to google
type: Google Chuck Norris
hit "i feel lucky"

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris