Horoscopes for everyone!

[dohch22a4]

Apparently, everyone likes me because I'm a bisexual...

I do like to save money. I call myself frugal... My friends call me a jew... Whatever. At least I can still fuck my cousins, right?

 

[haccord141]

Originally posted by jeffie7@Nov 28 2003, 12:59 AM


- Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgos make good bus drivers or pimps.

i am a virgo and my room is a messy a fuck, i can find stuff easier that way!

 

[JDMilan]

<--- Aquirias...


I am no meathead, am I?

 

[h22bubbleback]

Originally posted by jeffie7@Nov 28 2003, 12:59 AM
- Libra (September 23 - October 22)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, your are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are whores. All Librae die of venereal disease.

goddamnit