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Death Psychic
"While on a group tour of a candy factory, you fall over a guardrail and land on a taffy pulling machine. Your head, torso, and legs are ripped into three separate sections."
Ouch. That's gonna hurt...
While driving on the freeway, you're cut off by a truck, and your car veers into the concrete median, killing you instantly.
Yeah. I used my full name, and James is my middle name.Quoted post[/post]]Is your name James? Cause that's what I got.
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After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher beats you to death with a frozen beef tongue.
who in the F haggles over the price of meat??????
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WTF!!!!!!!!!
While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene.
A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a computer keyboard.
While driving, you look down to dial your cell phone. Failing to watch the road ahead of you, your speeding vehicle crashes into an overturned fuel tanker, causing a massive explosion which turns you into human kibble.
While driving on the freeway, you're cut off by a truck, and your car veers into the concrete median, killing you instantly.
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If I use my full name.
While driving, you look down to dial your cell phone. Failing to watch the road ahead of you, your speeding vehicle crashes into an overturned fuel tanker, causing a massive explosion which turns you into human kibble.
If I remove the rey and scot from my name I get this one.
While driving on the freeway, you're cut off by a truck, and your car veers into the concrete median, killing you instantly.
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If I use my full name.
While driving, you look down to dial your cell phone. Failing to watch the road ahead of you, your speeding vehicle crashes into an overturned fuel tanker, causing a massive explosion which turns you into human kibble.
If I remove the rey and scot from my name I get this one.
While driving on the freeway, you're cut off by a truck, and your car veers into the concrete median, killing you instantly.
Your name is Jefferey Rey Scot? That's a serial killer name if I have ever heard one, watch for Jeffie in the news in the future.