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>A Woman Who Reads
>> A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern
>> Minnesota.
>> The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn, the wife likes


>> read.
>> One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing


>> decides to take a nap.
>> Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take


>> boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and continues
>> to
>> read her book.
>> Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
>> woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
>> "Reading a book," She replies, (Thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
>> "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
>> "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
>> "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
>> start
>> at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
>> "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"
>> says
>> the woman.
>> "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
>> The woman replied, "That's true, but you have all the equipment.
>> For
>> all I know you could start at any moment."
>> "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
>> MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can
>> also
>> think.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Originally posted by Calesta@Aug 2 2005, 10:07 PM
But she hasn't kicked him out yet?

:pissedoffban: :pissedoffban: :pissedoffban:
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Makes you wonder what he does for her. Remember King Pin? He did a great job at not having to pay the rent.
Originally posted by Calesta@Aug 2 2005, 10:29 PM
Who's King Pin?
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Woody, was nailing the landlord (nasty hag) for free rent.
Originally posted by Battle Pope@Aug 2 2005, 10:55 PM

She was a nasty old bag... eww...
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you havn't seen Bs mom have you?