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Domeskilla

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Stole this from the s-dime board i frequent.

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods.

What majestic trees!

What powerful rivers!

What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river he heard a
rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to
look. He saw a 7 foot grizzly charge towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked
over his shoulder and saw that the bear was
closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder
again, and the bear was even closer.

He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over
to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top
of him, reaching for him with his left paw and
raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out: "Oh my God!..."


Time stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent.


As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice
came out of the sky:

"You deny my existence for all of these years,
teach others I don't exist, and even credit creation
to a cosmic accident.

Do you expect me to help you out of this
predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It
would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You
to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could
you make the BEAR a Christian?"

"Very well," said the voice.

The light went out.

The sounds of the forest resumed.

Then the bear dropped his right paw, brought
both paws together and bowed his head and spoke:

"Lord, bless this food, which I am about to
receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord

Amen."
 
a bear and a rabbit live in a forrest. they're always fighting and arguing. one day they come across a lamp. they rub it, and a genie pops out.

"you each get three wishes" says the genie.

"i'll go first" says the bear. "i wish all the bears in this forrest, except for me, were female!"

poof! it's done.

"i want me a shiny red motorcycle" says the rabbit.

poof! the rabbit is now standing next to a brand new shiny red motorcycle.

the bear says "i wish all the bears on this continent, except for me, were female!"

poof! it's done.

the rabit says, "i want a shiny red helmet to match my motorcycle!"

poof! the rabbit is now wearing a shiny red motorcycle helmet. at this point, the rabbit climbs up on his new motorcycle and starts toying around with the controls.

"for my last wish, i wish all the bears in the WORLD, except for me, were female!"

poof! and it's done.

the rabbit says, "i wish the bear was gay!"

VROOM!

and rides off on his motorcycle.
 
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