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Originally posted by Airjockie@Jun 6 2004, 05:56 PM
The last time someone bowled a perfect game, they gave him a present......all the pins he knocked down...He just didn't bring his truck that night......
Or..
When Joe screwed with the league's champion's wife....the league pounded his head between two bowling balls, killed him, put him in the VW, and they couldn't find his keys to drive the car to the lake, and with no shovels availible, they couldn't bury the evidence....so, they just stuffed the body in the car, and covered it up with all the old pins in the back of the alley, and called it art...
They left the car in front of the Bowling Alley as a reminder to leave Biff's wife alone.
Originally posted by dveit@Jun 6 2004, 04:36 PM
I bet you all of those bowling pins weigh a fuckin ton.