Just Wondering..

[Sweet InStinct]

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?

 

[DazedCivic99]

you must have a lot of time on your hands to sit and think about things.

i do to and i have some weird ideas but i forget them real fast

 

[Sweet InStinct]

Haha
Well I have this inflatable cow that me and my friends stole from a convince store that says "Milk Gives".
I have it in my room.. and I was looking at it.. and I was like.. WTF.. so.. haha.
I was just wondering..
any cracks about an inflatable cow...........ill :axe:

 

[DazedCivic99]

there is always getting on the those inflatable girls, i am thinking bout getting one for my prom date

 

[ek9r]

Id say the Amish . . . . . . . Yep . . . Definatly the Amish.
What are you on dust?? think about somthing constructive ! A chick thinking about milk, cows, and udders . . . read a bok or better yet, watch some porn

 

[dohcvtec_accord]

Well, how about who first said "I'm going to take some water, barley, and grain, boil the water, add the barley and grain, let it simmer for awhile, then add some hops, stir it a bit, let it sit for a few weeks, then I'll see what it tastes like."?



Thank God he did.

 

[sportlinecrx]

an inflatable cow? hmmmmmm...

i think some mean kids milked a cow and put it in a glass as a prank and told some geeky kid "here drink this. its colored water!" then the kid drank it and said mmmmmmm thats delicious....and the rest is history.

i think for beer, someone aciddentally drank cow piss and liked it, then tried to find a way to recreate it, cause i thought beer tasted like piss the first time i drank it (not that i would know what piss taste like).

 

[Tonyd0821]

Originally posted by Sweet InStinct@Mar 11 2003, 03:01 PM
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?

if your into squeezing things and drinking what comes out.......

ill more than glad to oblige your curiosity...

 

[Tonyd0821]

Originally posted by rixXxceboy@Mar 11 2003, 04:45 PM
an inflatable cow? hmmmmmm...

i think some mean kids milked a cow and put it in a glass as a prank and told some geeky kid "here drink this. its colored water!" then the kid drank it and said mmmmmmm thats delicious....and the rest is history.

i think for beer, someone aciddentally drank cow piss and liked it, then tried to find a way to recreate it, cause i thought beer tasted like piss the first time i drank it (not that i would know what piss taste like).

and no, beer was proably created when the first caveman, neandertal, middle ages guy or whoever
left out a bottle of some sort fruit juice and it fermented, and they got so shitfaced that their hairy wife with
the unibrow covered in sheepskins actually looked kinda cute.

or they tried to make juice out of fermented grapes or something like that.

either way booze makes ugly chicks look hot.

 

[sportlinecrx]

LOL yea, i like that explanation alot better

 

[Canuck 93 Civic Si]

Hey, ever notice that he drive on parkways and park on driveways...

 

[phunky.buddha]

Originally posted by Sweet InStinct@Mar 11 2003, 02:01 PM
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?

Probably the same person that figured out the relation between human babies breast feeding and calves nursing on the mother cow...

As for beer, the explanation I've heard most is that it was a method used to purify water and make it taste better in the middle ages.