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...has a job!
My wife and I and a few friends were at a small bar in Ojai. I think we were pretty drunk. The bar shares bathrooms with a small movie theater. These bathrooms are accessed through an adjoining hallway, closed at both ends by the respective doors.
This bar is populated primarily by the 40+ crowd.
My wife and I decided we had to piss at the same time so we got up and made our way to the bathroom, crossing from the bar into the hallway. There was a good band playing a good song so we started dancing/playing grab ass...
The door from the bar opens and in walks a midget/dwarf/little person who yells "get a room!" then disappears into the men's room.
We both looked over at...
Wee Man from Jackass!
Then looked back at each other, like "holy shit that's Wee Man from Jackass!"
So naturally, since I was headed there anyway, I followed him in, stood next to him to piss and asked him if he was indeed Wee Man from Jackass. He affirmed in a vague sort of manner. I tried to high five him but he said "no way bro you just touched your weiner" to which I responded "fair enough"....
This bar is populated primarily by the 40+ crowd.
My wife and I decided we had to piss at the same time so we got up and made our way to the bathroom, crossing from the bar into the hallway. There was a good band playing a good song so we started dancing/playing grab ass...
The door from the bar opens and in walks a midget/dwarf/little person who yells "get a room!" then disappears into the men's room.
We both looked over at...
Wee Man from Jackass!
Then looked back at each other, like "holy shit that's Wee Man from Jackass!"
So naturally, since I was headed there anyway, I followed him in, stood next to him to piss and asked him if he was indeed Wee Man from Jackass. He affirmed in a vague sort of manner. I tried to high five him but he said "no way bro you just touched your weiner" to which I responded "fair enough"....