Mike the Headless Chicken

[eg6sir]

olol:
Mike the Headless Chicken - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Celerity]

That's fucking macabre.

 

[invisibledemon]

we learned about that in the 5th grade.

 

[klyph]

All the chickens I've ever decapitated lasted 5 minutes tops.

 

[khrisb]

lol nice. funny read. now i'm bored again.

 

[phunky.buddha]

ewww

 

[TurboMirage]

i want a headless chicken

 

[Cashizslick]

Headless chickens are pretty high maintenance.

 

[get_nick]

Mike the Headless Chicken is now an institution in Fruita, Colorado, with an annual "Mike the Headless Chicken Day", the third weekend of May, starting in 1999.

bwahahahaha

 

[nootrac22]

after whacking it's head off how do you choke the chicken?

 

[klyph]

You have to wait until the pecker points upwards once again.