monday's dumb joke

[Capt. Orygun]

Alright here it is

What has two thumbs, speaks french, and loves the Pussy







































*points thumbs in chest*
MWA!

 

[reckedracing]

lol


but still got a chuckle

 

[reikoshea]

old....cept the way i heard it is "speaks spanish" cause a spanish (not mexican) guy told it.

 

[reckedracing]

maxim's joke of the day

Joe and Bill are out fishing and sipping beer while discussing football and NASCAR.

All of a sudden Joe says, "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over 6 months."

Bill sips his beer and says, "You better think it over, women like that are hard to find."

 

[reikoshea]

AHAHAHAHA!!!!! God bless maxim. Thats some funny shit right there. I dont care who ya are....dats funny.

 

[Celerity]

My Favorite...

Hold up your index and middle finger. Ask someone ..

"Why do women masturbate with these two fingers?"

"Because they are mine"

 

[Airjockie]