Boss "We need to order 2 pairs of bookshelf speakers."
Me "How many?"
Boss "We need two pair."
Me "Haha, one more time."
Boss "I need two pair!"
Me "So you can be stompin' in your air force ones?"
Boss "I wonder what the fuck is wrong with you sometimes. I'm going to pray for your parents tonight."
Me "Hahahahahahahahahaha!"
"Why did I hire you? I worked a security position for the US government several years back. I got a bulletin with your names on it. That's why." - An old boss of mine.
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