Ok I wrote down quotes after they just got too good to forget. Here are a few of them.
"I speak spanish, "tu eres un mochila". Yea your a backpack"
"im cute and i got game, its a double impact"
"dont u think we should end womens sufferage" (which was answered with a yes)
"yo fuckin, i mean friggin, gotta watch the language in front of the ladies. actually thats my sister and her friend. fuck those girls"
"yo ho ur not going to bed, i tell u when u go to bed. yea, its like that ho"
"o i thought i covered the mouthpiece for that comment, my bad "
"1/2 drunk?, im 3/4 drunk"
"wat was i drinking tonight? i tell u wat i was drinking tonight.... wait wat was i drinking tonight? yea vodka. thats weat i drank tonight"
"men dont cry. they fight for their right to party"
"yo stop fartin on my legs"
"yo its joey b, im gay, im not interested in u, i like dudes"(when he was on my friend joe's cell)
"so where do u strip?"
"yo joe is crying and throwing up in the corner. Hes a bitch AND cant drink"
"come here, ill make u feel better"