my b-day is coming up.... need ideas

[formby]

eat sushi get drunk and get a girl friend to blow you

nothing like birthday head from a friend with benefits..

GL

 

[Celerity]

I had an argument with my mom about how old I Was yetserday. I lost.

Anyway, Brian can't get head from anything. It's just the way it is. He's learned to accept it and frankly it makes him a more reliable dude.

 

[Turbo&Auto]

Birthday week FTMFW!!! thats how we do anyways

 

[formby]

I had an argument with my mom about how old I Was yetserday. I lost.

Anyway, Brian can't get head from anything. It's just the way it is. He's learned to accept it and frankly it makes him a more reliable dude.

 

[reckedracing]

i'm thinking a shit load of sushi at Tokyo, followed by poker and drinks at my place.

sushi + drinking FTl

I had an argument with my mom about how old I Was yetserday. I lost.

wow...

poker and hanging with friends sounds like a good plan

 

[Capt. Orygun]

maybe if i'm lucky it will get used

invite "thatguy4life", I'm sure he'd help you use it...

 

[klyph]

What do you want for your birthday?

 

[formby]

lets all pitch in and get him a hooker

 

[posol]

im really all set with hookers, thanks.

my birthday list includes:

a laundry basket
a bucket for mopping


getting old is lame

 

[reckedracing]

mail order bride for b's bday FTMFW

 

[eg6sir]

im really all set with hookers, thanks.

my birthday list includes:

a laundry basket
a bucket for mopping


getting old is lame

ah, come on.. 27 is not old, well not to me anyways.. one of my good friends just turned 30 like 4 days ago.. when i hit 30, then i'll start feeling old

 

[formby]

im really all set with hookers, thanks.

my birthday list includes:

a 13yr old phillipine "escort"
a 8ball of coke
some chain


getting old is lame

fixed that for ya!

 

[Black Widow g2]

i was gonna say.. your b-day is May 8th right??

nevermind.. its May 2nd.. my bestfriends is on May 8th and for some reason i thought you had the same bday as him.. mines on the 15th of May.. the big 27 too

May babies FTW... but Taurus FTL. May 27th.. Gemini - Two is always better than one. Uhm, about your B-day... why don't you just do what you want? After all... you're a grown ass man.

 

[Celerity]

I'm getting on my bike and riding that day. My birthday, that is.

 

[Capt. Orygun]

Virgo FTW

my dad's B-day is in may

 

[jamesA]

lol
maybe if i'm lucky it will get used

Wait, you'd be lucky if a condom got used after you've been sitting around playing poker with a bunch of guys?

 

[Capt. Orygun]

puts a whole new spin on the term "Ace in the hole" doesn't it?

 

[BigJ]

You should have sex for your birthday.

 

[Black Widow g2]

You make it sound like sex is a meal... and he should have it for dinner. Beef anyone?

 

[jeffie7]

You make it sound like sex is a meal... and he should have it for dinner. Beef anyone?

who doesn't like roast beef like pussy lips? =)

No strippers for B, he'll just try dating them.

Shit man, you only turn 27 once, on your bday, drive yourself down to the BMW dealer and put a DP on a M3.



Best gift ever!