Nigerian email scam thread....post 'em up

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Jeebus, my email sucks.

his email: soludo08484455@earthlink.net
From the Desk Of:
Professor Charles Soludo
Executive Governor (CBN)
Website::: Welcome to the Central Bank of Nigeria ::
IMMEDIATE PAYMENT
REF: CBN/IRD/CBX/021/09
Cell phone. +234-1-7687701


(OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR)

CONTRACT #: MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009,
Swift Code: BPH KPL PK,
A/C#: 329606=101244=169=678
CENTRAL BANK NIGERIA.
Our Ref: CBN/IRD/CBX/021/06
Direct Line:234-1-7687701


ATTN:

RE: YOURE IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT.CONTRACT #:AV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009

We Apologies, for the delay of your payment and allthe Inconveniences and Inflict that we might have indulge you through.However, we were having some minor problems with our payment system, which is Inexplicable, and have held us stranded and Indolent, not having the Aspiration to devote our 100% Assiduity in accrediting foreign contract payments.

We Apologies once again.From the Records of outstanding contractors due for payment with the federal government of Nigeria, your name and company was discovered as next on the list of the outstanding contractors who have not yet
received their payments.

I wish to inform you now that the square peg is nowin square whole and
can be voguish for that your payment is being processed andwill be
released to you as soon as you respond to this letter. Also note that from my
record in my file your outstanding contract payment is US$35.700,000.00
(thirty-five million seven hundred thousand United States dollars).

Kindly re-confirm to me the followings:

1) Your full name.
2) Phone, fax
3) Company name, position
4) Profession, age and marital status.
5) Working d/Int'l passport.

As soon as this information is received, your payment will be made to
you in a certified bank draft or wired to your nominated bank account directly
from central bank of Nigeria.

As soon as you receive this letter for further
discussion, get back to me reply me on this e-mail
address: charlessoludo112@yahoo.com


YOURS SINCERELY,


PROF CHARLES C. SOLUDO
EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA(CBN).
DIRECT PHONE LINE: 234-1-7687701
 
"We apologies"? From the first two words, he fails to even make it look semi-legitimate.
 
hi@topeolumarol.com

From The Desks Of
Mr. James Williams
Intercontinental Bank plc.
Lagos, Nigeria.

Good day,

I am Mr. James Williams, Bank Manager of Intercontinental Bank plc., Lagos
Branch. Having consulted and based on the information gathered from the
Nigerian Chambers Of Commerce And Industry, I have the privilege to request
your assistance in the transfer of USD$25,000,000.00(twenty five million
united states dollars) into your account.

On December 6 2000, an American oil consultant/contractor with the Nigerian
National Petroleum Corporation(NNPC) Mr. Henry Gardner made a numbered
time(fixed) deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at
USD$25,000,000.00(twenty five million dollars) in my branch. Upon
maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarded address but got no
reply. After a month we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his
contract employers NNPC, that Mr. Henry died in an automobile accident.

On further investigation, I found out that he did not leave a WILL and all
attempts to trace his next of kin were fruitless. I therefore made further
investigation and discovered that Mr. Henry did not declare any next of kin
in all his official documents, including his bank deposit paperwork.
This sum USD$25,000,000.00 is still floating in the bank and the interest
is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year. No one
will come forward to claim it. According to Nigerian Laws, at the
expiration of 10(ten) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the
Nigerian government if nobody applies to claim the funds. Consequently, my
proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand in as a next of
kin to Late Mr. Henry Gardner.

This is simple

1) I will like you to provide me immediately with your full names, address
and your phone number so that an attorney will prepare the necessary
documents and affidavits, which will put you as next of kin.

2) We shall employ the services of an attorney for drafting & notarization
of the WILL and obtain the necessary documents and letter of
probate/administration in your favor for the transfer.

The money will be paid into your account for us to share in the ratio of
60% for me and 40% for you, which we will both sign and agree to, by a
Memorandum of Understanding (M.O.U) before we proceed with the transfer of
the money to you.
There is no risk at all in this transaction, as the attorney will do the
paperwork for this transaction and with my position as the branch manager
guarantees the successful execution of this transaction.

Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant
documents that will help you understand. PLEASE OBSERVE UTMOST
CONFIDENTIALITY, and be rest assured that this would be most profitable for
both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in
your country.

Awaiting your urgent reply via this email below , please save me the
anxiety of endless waiting. Please reply to:
james.williams5248@galmail.co.za

God bless you as you do.

Mr. James Williams
Intercontinental Bank plc.
Lagos, Nigeria
 
cool, now they are praying on sympathy towards the military.

My name is Sgt Alvin Conell I am an American soldier with Swiss background serving in the military with the army's 3rd infantry division With a very desperate need for assistance I have summed up courage to contact you I found your contact particulars in an address journal I am seeking your kind assistance to move the sum of ( $ 35 million u.s. dollars ) Thirty Five million united states dollars to you as far as I can be assured that my share will be safe in your care until I complete my service here, this is no stolen money and there are no danger involved. Some money in various currencies was discovered in barrels at a farmhouse near one of Saddam's old palaces in Tikrit-Iraq during a rescue operation, and it was agreed by staff Sgt Kenneth buff and I that some part of this money be shared among both of us before informing anybody about it since both of us saw the money first. This was quite an illegal thing to do, but I tell you what? No compensation can make up for the risk we have taken with our lives in this hell hole. Of which my brother in-law was killed by a road side bomb last week. You will find the story of this money on the web address below; The above figure was given to me as my share, and to conceal this kind of money became a problem for me, so with the help of a British contact working here and his office enjoy some immunity, I was able to get the package out to a safe location entirely out of trouble spot. he does not know the real contents of the package, and believes that it belongs to a brithish/american medical doctor who died in a raid here in Iraq, and before giving up, trusted me to hand over the package to his family in united states. I have now found a much secured way of getting the package out of Iraq to your country for you to pick up, and I will discuss this with you when I am sure that you are willing to assist me. I want you to tell me how much you will take from this money for the assistance you will give to me. One passionate appeal I will make to you is not to discuss this matter with anybody, should you have reasons to reject this offer, please and please destroy this message as any leakage of this information will be too bad for us soldier's here in Iraq. I do not know how long we will remain here, and i have been shot, wounded and survived two suicide bomb attacks by the special grace of God, this and other reasons i will mention later has prompted me to reach out for help, i honestly want this matter to be resolved immediately, please contact me as soon as possible my only way of communication email. Kindly reply to this email address(sgtalvin_cnneoll77@yahoo.com.hk) God Bless You Sgt Alvin Conell
 
this bitch that lives in nigeria wants me to send her my ipod.
i posted it on craigslist.
i got a few emails confirming payment, but i dont wanna send it. lol
 
this guy was even to lazy to copy and paste. he just attached a file. what a fucker. this is the ENTIRE email.

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ASSISTANCE
 
Anyone lonely? I'm sure this chic will keep you occupied.

Hello man my new friend!
I understand, that you do not know me and I do not know you, but probably in the future all can change. All good always occurs in the future and I ask a few patience from you to read my letter up to the end. In the beginning I want to be presented you and to tell a little about my life. My name is Elena and to me it will be very pleasant, if you will name me so. Was born 32 years ago and all this time I live in Russia, in Cheboksary . Now I work as the pediatrist in hospital and I very much like my work as I every day communicate with many different people. My life goes in regular intervals and every day is similar on previous. I like my friends and love my family. Certainly the most important i want to found love and my the husband to be the happiest woman in the world. For all my life I could not meet the man to which I could trust completely and with which I would like to connect my life, but very much I want. Several days ago I laid at home on a sofa and thought. Why I am lonely? Why I cannot find my special the man? Probably I have made nothing to be happy? Certainly I can be together with the man which I not love, to give birth to the child and simply to be mum, but to not be happy in the family, but I do not want it. I want to love the man and simply be happy to be with him. Also I have thought. Why to not try to get acquainted with the man from other country if I could not find my special man here in Russia? Now we live in 21 century and I know, that many people use the Internet and "Marriage agencies" to get acquainted with suitable the man in any point globe. I do not want to be lonely during my life or simply to sit and wait, when my love will come to me. I want to do itself my life happy and have found such marriage agency here in my city. I knew, that their help will be not free-of-charge, but they have asked the big sum of money from me. Nevertheless I have thought and have decided to not be greedy this money, for the sake of my happiness and my love. Money - never can give to me of it. Probably my destiny to be with the man from other country? I do not know, but I want to try to know. They gave to me yours E-mail and have told, that you also are interested to find the woman for a life. I think, that now you can understand, how my letter has come to you, could learn a little about my life and about me, but I do not know your desires and I ask to think. We can try to build serious relations or probably simply to be friends. If you do not have desire simply speak to me and I can understand. Nevertheless if I am interesting to you it would be very pleasant for me to learn also a little more about you and to receive your photos. I understand in computers not much, but I hope, that you also can receive my photos in this letter. Certainly appearance not the most important in the person both his private world and soul are of great value, but nevertheless it is more pleasant to receive the letter from the person and to see, how he looks. All this, that I wanted to tell to you and now I shall wait only your answer. Excuse, if I something have offended you in my letter or something has told not correctly, but understand, that I try it for the first time and I worry a little. Even if serious relations are not interesting to you or I am not pleasant, simply let to me know. Ok?
Please reply only my personal e-mail: lenabaur91@gmail.com

bye bye

Tired of loneliness Elena
 

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This one seems to be pretty well thought out.


GREETINGS!
I am sure this mail would be coming to you as a surprise since we have never
met before and you would also be asking why I have decided to choose you
amongst the numerous internet users in the world, precisely I cannot say why
I have chosen you but do not be worried for I come in peace and something
very positive is about to happen to your life and the lives of others through
you, if only you can carefully read and digest the message below.
The internet has made the world global villages where you can reach anybody
you have not met before.

Before I move further, permit me to give you a little of my biography, I am
Mother Emily Olivier, 87 Years old woman and the wife of Late Sir Jackman
Olivier who died in a Plane crash on Monday the 7th of September 1998 GMT
4:22 UK while they were flying from New York to Geneva. Please see site below
for more information: CNN - Names of Swissair crash victims - September 7, 1998
index.html

After the death of my husband I became the Head of his investment and now
that I am old and weak I have decided to spend the rest of my life with my
family and loved ones whom I never had time for during the course of my
business life, but before the death of my husband we had a plan to use the
last days of our lives to donate half of what we have worked for to the less
privilege and charity homes and the other half for ourselves, family
members and close

friends. Unfortunately, my husband is not alive today to do this with me and
I am very weak and old now, hence I have decided to do this philanthropic
work on behalf of my late husband and I.

Presently, I have willed out almost half of our assets to several charity
homes and to some of the less privilege in different countries.

Despite the agreement between my late husband and I to give aid to the
deprived, we also agreed to render support to an unknown individual we have
not met before due to the fact that when we were still young in life we
receive an anonymous help from an individual we did not know and which we
have not being able to know till date, the impact we got from such gesture
gave us the impression to pay it forward by doing same to an unknown person.

I am sorry to inform you that you will never have the chance to know me nor
will I respond to your next email because I have just concluded the
assignment which my husband and I have agreed upon before his sudden death
and you happened to be the Unknown beneficiary of our last WILL, irrespective
of your

previous financial status, hence I need you to do me a favor by accepting our
offer that will cost you nothing.

Three weeks ago I deposited a cheque in the sum of $5,800,000.00 United State
Dollars with FedEx to deliver to you,but i have not been able to notify you
because of my ill health. What you have to do now is to contact the FedEx
Delivery Service as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your
package to you because of the expiring date on the cheque. For your
information, I have paid the delivering Charge, the Insurance premium and
clearance Certificate fee of the cheque. The only money you are expected to
pay is $255.34 United State Dollars for the Security Keeping of the cheque so
far. I would have paid the fee but the company insisted that I should not
because they don't know when you will be contacting them and to avoid
demurrage or further cost.

You have to contact the FedEx COURIER SERVICE now for the delivery of your
cheque with this information bellow;
Contact Person: Mr. Mark Robbins
Email Address: fedex.ng@btinternet.com

You are to reconfirm the below information to them to avoid any mistake on
the Delivery and ask them to provide you with the method they wish to use in
receiving their security keeping fee of $255.34 United State Dollars for
their immediate action.

Postal address:
Full Names:
Direct telephone number:
Security Keeping Code: (SCT/0433/UY)

Below is the security keeping code: (SCT/0433/UY) of you draft, you are to
also present it to them for verification before delivery.


Note: Please I do not want you to thank me or my husband, all I need you to
do is to invest wisely with it and do the same good to someone`s life someday
as this world would be a better community if we render selfless services to
one another.

Also, be notified that I will no longer be reading my emails or surfing the
internet as I have retired completely from the outside world to my ranch, at
this moment all further correspondence should be forwarded to the courier
company for the delivery of your cheque to you.

Yours Faithfully,
Mrs. Emily Olivier Jackman
mejooooly@btinternet.com
 
I love MailScanner tags at the bottom. It's a great way to tell that the email you've gotten is a virus/phishing/scam/unlegit.

from: SENATOR AHMED MUHAMMAD MACCIDO <officemail1@webtopvideos.com>
reply-to: ahmedmuhammadmacido55@yahoo.com.hk
to: undisclosed-recipients
date: Mon, Nov 24, 2008 at 8:53 AM
subject: {Spam?} CAN YOU HELP ME INVEST FUNDS IN YOUR COUNTRY-SENATOR MUHAMMAD


Dear Friend
I am Ahmed Muhammad Maccido (Senator). from Senate National Assembly Chambers of Federal Republic of Nigeria

I write to honourably request your assistance in helping to receive amount of money into your account for safe keeping and for furture investment in your country.

MY HUMBLE REQUEST IS AS FOLLOWS:

By virture of my position as the chief supervisor of foreign contracts, the sum of US$31,000,000.00 (Thirty One Million United States Dollars) is avialable in escrow account that I intend to transfer overseas through your assistance as a foreign partner.

This money is as a result of Over provision in the Federal government budget for unpaid contract amount to foreign contractors who executed contract in the Niger - Delta in Petroleum industry.

As soon as the contract amount is paid to you,I will share with you 40% and 60% for me,my share you will help me to invest in any profitable and lucrative business in your country or any other country that you will so advise.

You can reach me by return mail,including

(1) Your full names and Age
(2) Your contact address and country of Origin
(3) Your company's name (if any) Your Position Or Occupation
(4) Your confidential telephone (cell) and fax number
(5) Your international passport or Drivers License.

The above information will enable me brief you more details of the transaction and also start the application process/documentation that will lead to the release of the funds to you through bank to bank transfer.While waiting for your quick response I remain your potential investment partner.

Best Regards,
Ahmed Muhammad Maccido (Senator).

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