so, im on h-t....
and i see in TonyXcom's sig 3 threads... knwoing him, and the character he is, i take a look.
I nearly shit myself and got fired for laughing.
here's the thread- http://www.honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=368995
here's some highlights
best thread ive ever read
and i see in TonyXcom's sig 3 threads... knwoing him, and the character he is, i take a look.
I nearly shit myself and got fired for laughing.
here's the thread- http://www.honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=368995
here's some highlights
Crap!!!! I cant please my girl. 2:41 PM 12/26/2002
Ive been with her for a year and shes only had a couple of orgasms. Yesterday I tried for about an hour muching on her thing and no luck.
There is a difference between a gay straight woman and a straight gay woman.
try choking her.
Maybe you have the "throwing a hot dog down a hallway" syndrome?
I am the clit commander!
Maybe she's nervous around you? Or you're too nervous to, well, function properly?
Mind fuck her man
You have to look at oral sex like you're a pitcher in the World Series. If you just throw sliders, you're going to lose. Mix it up. Start of with a change up. Then maybe a couble of high heaters. Toss in a few curves, and don't forget the knuckle ball.
If you feel like cheating, a spitball might be a good plan!
Three words - SQUAT POT PIE.
Donkey punch, choking, and some power tools
get her the hello kitty vibrator.
If all else fails, it's viagara time. Pound her into submission
Baseball bat. The thick end first.
Home girl better be a freak or she will slap your backdoor exploring ass right out of the room.
If all else fails try:
hot carl
dirty sanchez
mexican gas pedal
strawberry shortcake
houdini
and if shes a lil on the hefty side, rodeo
I see you drive a civic Si, that explains everything
best thread ive ever read