dcsports413
Senior Member
ok, don't flame if you have already seen this...but, it was pretty funny.
Only In America ......
<> Can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.
<> Are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink.
<> Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.
<> Do people order double cheese burgers, large fries,
and a diet coke.
<> Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters.
<> Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
<> Do we use answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place.
<> Do we buy hot dogs in packages of twelve and buns
in packages of eight.
<> Do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.
<> Do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Only In America ......
<> Can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.
<> Are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink.
<> Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.
<> Do people order double cheese burgers, large fries,
and a diet coke.
<> Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters.
<> Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
<> Do we use answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place.
<> Do we buy hot dogs in packages of twelve and buns
in packages of eight.
<> Do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.
<> Do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.