A guy dressed like a pirate walks into a bar.
The bartender looks at him weird and asks, 'what are you supposed to be, a pirate?'
The pirate replies, 'Arghhh, aye matey'.
The bartender then says, 'you're not a pirate. Pirates have a ship, and buccaneers to run it. Where are your buccaneers?'
The pirate replies, 'Under my buccenhat'.
The bartender looks at him weird and asks, 'what are you supposed to be, a pirate?'
The pirate replies, 'Arghhh, aye matey'.
The bartender then says, 'you're not a pirate. Pirates have a ship, and buccaneers to run it. Where are your buccaneers?'
The pirate replies, 'Under my buccenhat'.