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For all of you who missed this, i am going to repost it.
Sittin here on these painkillers again and it's feelin good and this is 3 times funnier than not on pain killers.
so for you new people, here is the "best sig ev4r"
Engine:
engine swap
*1.6L 170hp 2000 DOCH Vtec engine.
*JDM version.
*HKS spark plugs.
*2nd genertion b16a.
*racing timeing belt.
*universal sport gears manual transmission.
*3 inch in my cat back system.
*7inch Hurricane stainess steal air intake header.
*Sard induction kit.
*Front & rear strut bars.
*turbine.
*CR preformance Volt stablizer, xtreme charging system.
*Hurricane racing preformance 7 peice ground wire set.
*Hurricane "V style" silicone ignition wire set, racing preformance, spiral magnetic, core racing wire, RFI suppression, silicone outer jacket.
*small header on the side of the induction kit
Interior:
*Checkerd chrome plate, cut to fit as floor mats, front & back.
*a pair of leather black/yellow recaro bucket seats
*r-type crome hand break nob
*stainless steal gear nob in yellow leather
*2 neon blue nights under my head unit
*clutch, brake and acceleration racing type peddel's.
Suspension:
*Suspensions are standard
*brake up grade-bigger brake disk and brake pads
*pair of brake system for the rear wheels.
Exterior:
*Bomax side skirt and back bumper cross veil-side front bumper
*2 black racing stripes stickers
*crome window wipers
*black alliuinium rear spoiler
* Greddy stickers
* black crome projector head lights
* black crome tail lights.
Wheels:
*17" Chrome lenso alloys
* 215/40z R17 racing Yokohama tyres
Audio/Electronics:
*Timex Smoke meter 3 2/3" 7 series shift light tachometer
*Timex Smoke meter 2" volt meter
*Timex Smoke meter 2" oil temp
*Timex Smoke meter 2" water temp
*mp3/cd/cdrw JVC player
* 4"6inch 2 front speakers
*2 tweakers
*pair of 6"9 inch back speakers
*2 amps a 600 wat 2 channel amp for my back speakers
*4channel 800wat amp
*12" sony explode sub.
*2way alarm system.
*10" sub
*5 channel Band Preamp Equalizer
Future Mods:
*fuel injector 310cc
*New aggresive camshaft
*cam gears
*Flame thrower
*Racing 4way harness belt
*Momo stearing wheel
*Custom Drag Turbo Application
*Brembo cross drilled big brake system (front&back)
*Exceddy racing tripple plate clutch
*Exceddy light weight fly wheel
Comments:
*is it worth getting a whole turbo package that will only increase 20hp (low psi) for $500?
*gimme advice for future mods!
 
Good stuff. Too many funnies in there.

I do wish I had JDM Version for my car though and some Exceddy parts (for those who don't know they are made by exedy and greddy making for a turbo clutch that hits full grip at 3800rpm)
 
Oh...yeah, that guy is always posting questions on the forums over at Hondashowoff. Seems like he can barely speak english, so it's hard enough just understanding what he's asking...and then on top of that he doesn't understand what anyone tells him, no matter how simplified we try and make it. Most people just ignore him at this point...

But yeah...I think most everybody over there has had a good laugh at that profile as well...
 
he was from somewhere over there :lol:
Not sure where, but i remember seeing his car pics too :ph34r: :unsure: :unsure:
Engine:
engine swap
*1.6L 170hp 2000 DOCH Vtec engine.
*JDM version.
*HKS spark plugs.
*2nd genertion b16a.
*racing timeing belt.
*universal sport gears manual transmission.
*3 inch in my cat back system.
*7inch Hurricane stainess steal air intake header.
*Sard induction kit.
*Front & rear strut bars.
*turbine.
*CR preformance Volt stablizer, xtreme charging system.
*Hurricane racing preformance 7 peice ground wire set.
*Hurricane "V style" silicone ignition wire set, racing preformance, spiral magnetic, core racing wire, RFI suppression, silicone outer jacket.
*small header on the side of the induction kit
Interior:
*Checkerd chrome plate, cut to fit as floor mats, front & back.
*a pair of leather black/yellow recaro bucket seats
*r-type crome hand break nob
*stainless steal gear nob in yellow leather
*2 neon blue nights under my head unit
*clutch, brake and acceleration racing type peddel's.
Suspension:
*Suspensions are standard
*brake up grade-bigger brake disk and brake pads
*pair of brake system for the rear wheels.
Exterior:
*Bomax side skirt and back bumper cross veil-side front bumper
*2 black racing stripes stickers
*crome window wipers
*black alliuinium rear spoiler
* Greddy stickers
* black crome projector head lights
* black crome tail lights.
Wheels:
*17" Chrome lenso alloys
* 215/40z R17 racing Yokohama tyres
Audio/Electronics:
*Timex Smoke meter 3 2/3" 7 series shift light tachometer
*Timex Smoke meter 2" volt meter
*Timex Smoke meter 2" oil temp
*Timex Smoke meter 2" water temp
*mp3/cd/cdrw JVC player
* 4"6inch 2 front speakers
*2 tweakers
*pair of 6"9 inch back speakers
*2 amps a 600 wat 2 channel amp for my back speakers
*4channel 800wat amp
*12" sony explode sub.
*2way alarm system.
*10" sub
*5 channel Band Preamp Equalizer
Future Mods:
*fuel injector 310cc
*New aggresive camshaft
*cam gears
*Flame thrower
*Racing 4way harness belt
*Momo stearing wheel
*Custom Drag Turbo Application [Who the fuck calls it an application, jesus christ it's not ointment]
*Brembo cross drilled big brake system (front&back)
*Exceddy racing tripple plate clutch
*Exceddy light weight fly wheel
Comments:
*is it worth getting a whole turbo package that will only increase 20hp (low psi) for $500?
*gimme advice for future mods!

I think i BOLDED all the spelling errors.
I underlined things that made me smile or say WTF.
 
Engine:
engine swap
*1.6L 170hp 2000 DOCH Vtec engine. what the hell is DOCH (doochbag)
*JDM version.
*HKS spark plugs.
*2nd genertion b16a.
*racing timeing belt.
*universal sport gears manual transmission. wtf? making too much torque?
*3 inch in my cat back system.
*7inch Hurricane stainess steal air intake header. intake header??
*Sard induction kit. wait if you had an intake, why do u need an induction kit?
*Front & rear strut bars.
*turbine. in your anus?, blowing all this shit
*CR preformance Volt stablizer, xtreme charging system.
*Hurricane racing preformance 7 peice ground wire set.
*Hurricane "V style" silicone ignition wire set, racing preformance, spiral magnetic, core racing wire, RFI suppression, silicone outer jacket. no comment
*small header on the side of the induction kit how many runners you got on it?
Interior:
*Checkerd chrome plate, cut to fit as floor mats, front & back.
*a pair of leather black/yellow recaro bucket seats
*r-type crome hand break nob
*stainless steal gear nob in yellow leather
*2 neon blue nights under my head unit
*clutch, brake and acceleration racing type peddel's.
Suspension:
*Suspensions are standard you need a new tranny because of so much torque, but skip on suspension?
*brake up grade-bigger brake disk and brake pads
*pair of brake system for the rear wheels. i sure hope you have some
Exterior:
*Bomax side skirt and back bumper cross veil-side front bumper
*2 black racing stripes stickers
*crome window wipers
*black alliuinium rear spoiler
* Greddy stickers didnt see any greddy parts
* black crome projector head lights
* black crome tail lights.
Wheels:
*17" Chrome lenso alloys
* 215/40z R17 racing Yokohama tyres
Audio/Electronics:
*Timex Smoke meter 3 2/3" 7 series shift light tachometer
*Timex Smoke meter 2" volt meter
*Timex Smoke meter 2" oil temp
*Timex Smoke meter 2" water temp didnt know timex was int he market
*mp3/cd/cdrw JVC player
* 4"6inch 2 front speakers
*2 tweakers
*pair of 6"9 inch back speakers
*2 amps a 600 wat 2 channel amp for my back speakers
*4channel 800wat amp
*12" sony explode sub. blew up?
*2way alarm system.
*10" sub
*5 channel Band Preamp Equalizer
Future Mods:
*fuel injector 310cc hope thats enough fuel for all that power
*New aggresive camshaft
*cam gears
*Flame thrower
*Racing 4way harness belt
*Momo stearing wheel
*Custom Drag Turbo Application why when u have turbines?
*Brembo cross drilled big brake system (front&back)
*Exceddy racing tripple plate clutch to go with ur tranny?
*Exceddy light weight fly wheel
Comments:
*is it worth getting a whole turbo package that will only increase 20hp (low psi) for $500?
*gimme advice for future mods! get a jackdaugter racing supercharger blower for the intake header plenum to decrease boost lag from turbines
 
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