russian suv

[hondasaurus]

russian suv, armored, whale penis seats, $1.6 mil, former clients: tsar nicholas, lenin, trotsky. dartz prombon is its name.
The 4WD with seats made of whale penis

 

[E_SolSi]

that is quite possibly the most politically incorrect vehicle ever produced

 

[Bobby17772]

imagine if you wanted to get the seats cleaned

"alright and what kind of seats do you have, clothe or leather/sued?"

"um....whale penis"

"oh.."

 

[94civicturbo]

i bet injen wants one now... just so he could have penis seats lol

 

[phyregod]

Gold plated bullet proof windows. Wait.. What? How the fuck do you gold plate something and see through it? I must be missing something.

Also, I want seats made from baby seal penis.

 

[VTEC_CBR]

They'll use a standard bulletproof glass, and make a tint out of thin gold paper. At least that's my best guess.

 

[Drake]

Screw just the baby seal skin, I want a mountain of baby seals that are just piled up and I can mix and match to determine the best seating configuration for the day. Maybe a bench seat one day then some jump seats the following. If I am spending this kind of money I want options damn it.

 

[|Chaz|]

I want seats made from the skin of women's clits.

 

[SlushboxTeggy]

Q-How many whales does it take to make one seat?
A-Depends on the whales...

 

[hondasaurus]

Screw just the baby seal skin, I want a mountain of baby seals that are just piled up and I can mix and match to determine the best seating configuration for the day. Maybe a bench seat one day then some jump seats the following. If I am spending this kind of money I want options damn it.

baby seal bean bag

 

[awptickes]

Necromancing. please stop.

 

[Cashizslick]

https://hondaswap.com/members-lounge/killer-truck-parked-outside-my-office-pics-414439/#post1490351

 

[hondasaurus]

https://hondaswap.com/members-lounge/killer-truck-parked-outside-my-office-pics-414439/#post1490351

10/29 for this vs 11/9 for yours, yours is the repost..or i am a time traveler.

 

[Cashizslick]

:faceslap:

 

[hondasaurus]

:faceslap:

it was prob my post revival after ~3 wks that threw you.
u had some new info.

 

[E_SolSi]

refer to post from other thread

https://hondaswap.com/members-loung...side-my-office-pics-414439/2.html#post1500840

not at all the same vehicles

one is a Gurkha LAPV produced by Armet Armored Vehicles
a functional armored vehicle, that meets and exceeds most military requirements
Armet Armored Vehicles

one is a ridiculous heap of bragging rights with whale cock seats, designed by RussoBaltique, solely for the purpose of being as extravagant as possible and costing a fuck ton of money


not the same vehicle
not a repost
not even the same class of vehicle