"youre kinda pretty when you dont have your bitch mask on"
anyone else got any memorable one liners?
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"youre kinda pretty when you dont have your bitch mask on"
Originally posted by dohcvtec_accord@Sep 14 2005, 03:58 PM
My buddy actually once did this:
He's sitting on the couch with his girlfriend watching TV. He turns his head and says "Hey, I've got a great idea. I'm hungry, and you're a woman."
I love that one and use it as much as I can.
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Originally posted by Silverchild79+Sep 14 2005, 05:08 PM-->While watching Titanic with an old GF, and getting a handy, Billy Zahine (sp?) slaps Rose
GF: What a ####! (in reference to Billy slapping Rose)
Me: Thank you!
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ripperbone@Sep 14 2005, 05:41 PM
i was getting it on with a girlfriend and she tells me that my dog is licking her toes, so I say "is it turning you on"
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Originally posted by Battle Pope@Sep 14 2005, 05:25 PM
That's kind of an odd situation to be in... watching titanic and getting a handjob at the same time...
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Originally posted by CoreyR+Sep 14 2005, 04:14 PM-->dohcvtec_accord@Sep 14 2005, 03:58 PM
My buddy actually once did this:
He's sitting on the couch with his girlfriend watching TV. He turns his head and says "Hey, I've got a great idea. I'm hungry, and you're a woman."
I love that one and use it as much as I can.
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thats ####### awesome.
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